Speaker 1:
We go.
Speaker 2:
Yep.
Speaker 1:
Ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 3:
Hey, you know it's time to get it started. Let me introduce you all to Shane Hargis. Okay, see, yeah, we gotta wrap that. Sit back, I know that you're gonna have a good laugh, bringing you to comedy that you really need. Okay, keep it entertaining. You better believe so. Let's get it popping. No more talk. Gonna make us laugh until we fart. Shane Hargis, that's who we want. Gonna make us laugh until we fart. Shane Hargis, that's who we want. Gonna make us laugh until we fart hey.
Speaker 1:
Oh, we are back in Studio Tootin' Scoot for the season three finale episode, and with me today, or with us today, let me, let me get this, my or this camera, actually in a better.
Speaker 4:
Is it just half our faces?
Speaker 1:
Yeah, it was kind of cutting your head off. As always, we have the slu*ttiest born again. Born again Christian, born again Virgin. Co-host.
Speaker 4:
I identify as Jewish right now, taylor.
Speaker 1:
Lee, you identify as what?
Speaker 4:
Jewish.
Speaker 1:
Oh, just now.
Speaker 5:
Because it's.
Speaker 1:
Hanukkah you like getting lots of gifts? We have the old, most okayist Pod-coast, pod-coast. I'm making that a podcast. Podcast host Casey Sue, I'm younger than you. She's right over there. The camera won't pick her up, but she was like I can't alienate me.
Speaker 6:
I can't man. No, I said.
Speaker 2:
I care more about being part of the conversation you said it.
Speaker 1:
Than being on camera and then joining all of us is SAG eligible actor Brian Wharton. Hello, hello, welcome to the podcast. Thank you for having me. Me and Brian met at Cody Maio's studio.
Speaker 6:
I'd say like plenty of fish or something. No, that's where he and I met Xbox Live.
Speaker 5:
I did meet my wife on the internet.
Speaker 6:
That's a fun story. She hates when I tell that's where we met.
Speaker 5:
We'll have to compare stories.
Speaker 6:
You ended up married, so I feel like it turned out alright, it's been okay.
Speaker 2:
I'd be alright with it.
Speaker 5:
I was kind of pissed I didn't get a sponsorship deal out of it for a while, but then the website went defunct. Son of a bitch.
Speaker 4:
This arm on me. Man, she's an athlete.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, okay, so Drilled real quick. I know I'm looking pretty f*cking sexy right now. Ew, it's okay. Don't adjust your TV sets or your rabbit ears. I didn't know that these glasses match this captain hat, so well yeah right. I don't know what is good, but I have a little surprise, because I didn't want to be the only one.
Speaker 4:
Oh my god, we get a gift.
Speaker 1:
You got a gift. I think those are yours.
Speaker 4:
Yes.
Speaker 1:
One of these y'all can fight over these two gals.
Speaker 2:
There you go, there you go.
Speaker 1:
A little early Christmas gift. Oh my gosh, you're a whole new man.
Speaker 3:
I don't even know, oh man.
Speaker 5:
You gotta say my name with some sort of accent. Now, what did I eat?
Speaker 6:
My name is Brian.
Speaker 2:
Oh sh*t.
Speaker 5:
I think I'll worse up on you.
Speaker 4:
I can only see the Ryan.
Speaker 1:
Look at that.
Speaker 4:
Are we?
Speaker 6:
looking pretty cool.
Speaker 1:
Looking good.
Speaker 5:
Looking good, I like it.
Speaker 6:
I'm upset at how cute these are.
Speaker 5:
We look like we belong court-sided basketball game.
Speaker 4:
You look like golden girls, I think.
Speaker 2:
Thank you for being free.
Speaker 4:
We are old ladies. It's pretty stupid.
Speaker 5:
There's not enough cobwebs and dust to knock off.
Speaker 1:
I thought they were going to. So that came as a four sunglass set or three. I thought it was going to have a little travel bag for all three. There isn't, so our guest gets all With the very nice cleaning cloth. Because, I just use my shorts or underwear to wipe mine clean.
Speaker 6:
You wear underwear.
Speaker 1:
Occasionally Only make cancer dirty. Yeah.
Speaker 6:
Sometimes I just like to feel like I'm free. When the zipper is questionable.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, how did you get the beans above the front?
Speaker 1:
I don't know Well. I stood on my head and did a backspin, Gave me testicular torsion. Oh. God.
Speaker 5:
I just you little nausea. I don't even, I don't even have testicl*s, and that made me go. It hurts.
Speaker 6:
Just the words together.
Speaker 4:
Oh my God, who's sh*t?
Speaker 6:
Shane sh*t.
Speaker 1:
Occasionally. So, brian, good segue. You live in Edmond right now.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, but you grew up in Moore, yeah we moved to Moore in the early 90s, nice 98 grad of Moore High School. Oh four grad of Moore High School.
Speaker 6:
Nice, go Lions.
Speaker 5:
Lions Forever In-take. I hate.
Speaker 4:
Are we related?
Speaker 1:
Go Pokes, go Pokes.
Speaker 5:
We just showed more energy than the football team did last week I think you did.
Speaker 2:
We'll leave that in the past.
Speaker 4:
Hey, it's all a bad lump.
Speaker 6:
That's right. That's all I care about, actually.
Speaker 1:
Well, the rest were against the Sooners. The Sooners, because the Sooners are leaving the big twelves, so the rest just didn't want them to win, so they screwed them.
Speaker 5:
That looks like my entire social media.
Speaker 6:
Yes.
Speaker 5:
Timeline on across all formats, but they get real quiet when you bring up.
Speaker 1:
I mean the non call in the end zone. Ok, maybe that was a little egregious, but you don't think there were other plays? Oh, there was the entire game that they missed all over the place. Yeah whatever, whatever People go to the SEC and whine your f*cking ass off there because you're probably going to get stomped.
Speaker 5:
Titty baby. It's going to be interesting. It'll be interesting for sure. I mean, I hope you doesn't.
Speaker 1:
I, I'm not a fan one way or the other, you know. No, I just don't care that much.
Speaker 4:
But I like watching football hey.
Speaker 6:
I also didn't know he was a miracle whip guy until we were on our way to our honeymoon.
Speaker 5:
That's true, we almost annulled our wedding. One question or something, right?
Speaker 2:
I don't care, it's not about. I don't understand the weirdness.
Speaker 6:
That should ought to be a miracle it tastes like absolutely A first question.
Speaker 7:
So are you a man, is there?
Speaker 1:
a miracle with person.
Speaker 5:
No, you know those like weird, like quirks that people have, right? Yeah, like those questions should be first, like one of mine is gladiator sandals. For the love of God, I hate them.
Speaker 2:
Oh they just are gladiator sandals.
Speaker 5:
Those are those ones that like wrap up, oh, like wrap up People wear them.
Speaker 2:
Probably someone does, someone does?
Speaker 4:
They bother me. Ok, that's fair, that would be a total.
Speaker 5:
I told my wife that that would have been a deal breaker.
Speaker 6:
What are some other deal where deal breakers oh man.
Speaker 1:
I don't know, nasty Crazy.
Speaker 5:
Oh, there's certain levels of that you can deal with. You got to like I told my son you find.
Speaker 6:
Yeah it's the hot, crazy spectrum, right.
Speaker 5:
It is. And I said I told my oldest son, you find the level of crazy that you can handle and you stay there, yeah, yeah, because anything less than that is boring. Yeah, anything more than that. Now you got to keep sleep with one eye open. Then you're liable depend on which artery she's going to open up at some point in time, when you're bad teeth, bad teeth. Definitely deal breakers. Those can be fixed though.
Speaker 1:
If they haven't gotten them fixed and like you're 28, 29, 30, you know what I mean Like you've just left them. Yeah, I don't know. Like also just hygiene, yes, if you're a person that's like maybe I'll brush my teeth every couple of days, yeah, that's a hard pass. People do that Bad breath Every couple of days.
Speaker 5:
That's a hard, that's a hard path, hard path.
Speaker 1:
That makes my mouth I know Right People that are rude to servers when they don't need to be. Yes, yes.
Speaker 9:
Oh, I can't f*cking stand.
Speaker 6:
Guys we were at Chick-fil-A today and I went into Lord's chicken. Well, I went in to pick up our order and it was super crowded and some guy was getting all mouthy with one of the you know disciples of Chick-fil-A who are handing out their holy chicken and he was getting rude. Another customer walked over to the other customer and said hey man, this is Chick-fil-A, we're not rude here, that's great. Yes.
Speaker 4:
That's great, that was the best.
Speaker 6:
Hey man, this is Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 5:
Everybody should have to work, retail and wait tables.
Speaker 6:
Yeah.
Speaker 5:
For like six months to a year. Yeah, and people's attitudes and the way they treated people would change.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, it was like when COVID first started and masks and whatever, and people are in a store and you have a person making eight bucks an hour saying, hey, right now, if you can put your mask on or whatever, and someone's getting mad at that employee, like that employee was told to do that. Yeah, buy a manager. Yeah, don't bitch at that person. Just if you have to bitch about ask for the manager and then do it, not that person.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, you wanted to go into their establishment.
Speaker 7:
Right.
Speaker 5:
They had a set of parameters. If you want to go to their establishment, you abide by their house, their rules. You're taking away my freedom my freedom. I don't. I need to see what I'm doing. I don't understand how that's a? You would expect the same thing if somebody came into your house, right?
Speaker 1:
Right, you're violating my first amendment, right? You know what? I didn't think. The first amendment talks about masks, but Okay, whatever, yeah right. But at the same time, if you're driving your car and you have your f*cking mask on.
Speaker 3:
What the f*ck are you doing why?
Speaker 5:
Jesus, I hate it. Maybe they think it's comfortable I hate it. Well, and this is the other ones that still wear it around their chin.
Speaker 4:
Oh yeah, pull it down yeah.
Speaker 5:
But never like actually put it on.
Speaker 1:
I'm fully protected guys.
Speaker 5:
Like.
Speaker 4:
I don't I have my mask on.
Speaker 1:
We saw some guys. We were getting some corn dogs at Sonic. I mean we were living high on the hall.
Speaker 6:
They said they it was a 50 cent Thursday or whatever.
Speaker 1:
These guys pull up in their car. They have masks and goggles Gobbles.
Speaker 4:
Like safety goggles.
Speaker 2:
Lab goggles.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 6:
Oh, my Like, and this was like a month ago. What?
Speaker 7:
the f*ck are you doing? Not even like beat COVID time.
Speaker 5:
What are you?
Speaker 6:
doing Wow Within the last 28 days.
Speaker 5:
I mean, I ended up. You know we had at work, you know you got to wear some sort of mask or whatever for a little bit. I ended up buying one of those shields. Oh yeah, face shields, because I didn't want.
Speaker 2:
It's easy.
Speaker 5:
I didn't want it on my face and you got glasses on and and I'm half deaf, so like seeing people reading lips right is a thing, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:
So put that on, and now you can Genius language.
Speaker 5:
My mom wanted me to learn. I refused. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6:
It's super cool.
Speaker 5:
I do know that one.
Speaker 1:
Do you know this one Pretty universal.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, I've gotten it a time or two.
Speaker 4:
I'm just kidding, just joking.
Speaker 1:
Sorry, I'm yelling on the podcast, yeah. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but get used to it. It's going to happen more. All right, let's let.
Speaker 6:
Wait, I think we lost a conversation. He grew up in more. Yes.
Speaker 1:
Go Lions.
Speaker 6:
Go Lions.
Speaker 1:
And then we just went off like we always do, did you?
Speaker 6:
So you have a music tattoo. Did you do music?
Speaker 5:
in high school.
Speaker 6:
Yes, yeah, I was required drama from where you, with Miss Park.
Speaker 5:
Oh, yeah, yeah Love her.
Speaker 6:
I was there. My sophom*ore year was her, the year that she retired Yep. It was awesome.
Speaker 5:
She's, I still talk to her.
Speaker 6:
Do you.
Speaker 5:
She was amazing. She's. She's out, out in Oak City now. Is she, yeah, so she's she was rad.
Speaker 6:
Are you a singer? Yes, I think, singer, singer. What do you?
Speaker 3:
sing song.
Speaker 5:
I mean really honestly, I can do. I can sing any genre, any style. I did musical theater. Preferred is hip hop and R&B like R&B Sweet.
Speaker 1:
But do you know this banger?
Speaker 10:
Take me to downtown? I don't know that one?
Speaker 5:
I don't know that one, you're missing out. It's a.
Speaker 6:
It's a very sweet ballad it's a love song.
Speaker 2:
It is a love, it is and it's a charming message.
Speaker 1:
It's the podcast new favorite artist. Her name's Geraldine and she's got a special Thanksgiving song that we're going to listen to later.
Speaker 5:
Oh, okay, I'm going to have that be interesting stuff in that turkey yeah.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, so that's going to be fun.
Speaker 5:
Do you like dressing in or I don't?
Speaker 7:
know You'll find out Depends.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, drop a nut.
Speaker 7:
Yeah, drop a nut I don't know what is happening.
Speaker 6:
I don't know Dressing is the vagin*.
Speaker 4:
Well, I guess all turkeys aren't girls, oh no, Damn.
Speaker 3:
That's two bell turkeys.
Speaker 2:
I like the video.
Speaker 5:
They're all hermaphrodites. We're just saying you know what's the?
Speaker 1:
stuff that's right. So they reproduce.
Speaker 6:
They got the giblets, and the nature will find a way.
Speaker 3:
I mean you pull out the energy.
Speaker 4:
Don't know if you're getting testes or Chinese.
Speaker 1:
I love the video where they, where they pull the neck out.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, it looks like a big idea and it's the kids.
Speaker 5:
Wow, save the neck for me, clark.
Speaker 3:
And the kids are like oh my God, you're going to eat the.
Speaker 6:
I like the kid that's crying Like he's sobbing at the sink and he's like I don't want to say what it is.
Speaker 2:
I'm going to eat the dick in there.
Speaker 4:
I like when people play pranks and put like the little cornish hands.
Speaker 5:
I was just thinking that, oh my God it had babies we cook the babies too.
Speaker 3:
What?
Speaker 4:
That's about as dumb as thinking all turkeys are girls.
Speaker 9:
This is America, you dumb son of a bitch.
Speaker 3:
Yeah, it is, it is.
Speaker 1:
Oh God.
Speaker 4:
Kids are so dumb. Turkey slaughter.
Speaker 5:
Sometimes they have their moments. What?
Speaker 2:
are you going to do?
Speaker 5:
The problem is the problem is is they're being taught by a lot of students.
Speaker 1:
There's a lot of adults.
Speaker 2:
There's a lot of ignorant adults too.
Speaker 1:
What I find funny is you know the thing nowadays to be a cool parent is you got to sh*t on all the teachers, right? And of course there's very few teachers that really probably deserve to be shat on. But, those f*cking parents. Don't hold your kids accountable for sh*t, and you're the reason your kid probably is having trouble in school.
Speaker 6:
I promise it is. I agree. Oh my God, having been that teacher Jesus, not the shat on teacher. Well, I have been shat on, just not with purpose.
Speaker 5:
Was it like that? Thank you. We had my oldest, when he was in I think he was in like seventh grade was giving me this BS excuse of well, you know, I've got all these missing assignments, teachers won't let me bring things home. I've been through this before, like right. So parents, teacher converse is were like the day before spring break. So I went and I told him oh hey, I know he's telling me X, y and Z, I know that's not true. I came home with a stack of paperwork it was about this, this thick and a couple of school books and I just tossed him on the counter and said I thought they wouldn't let you bring him home.
Speaker 9:
Guess what you get to do.
Speaker 5:
Homework. He was the worst spring break he's ever had.
Speaker 6:
So my very, my very first year teaching I started in January and so my first parent teacher conferences were at spring break time. So I had a kid had a bad grade, not like he wasn't failing, but I mean he had a lot of missing stuff. Dad comes in with him for a conference and you know dad's super cool. And he was like hey, so he's telling me yada, yada, yada. And I was like, oh no, not true. This, this is missing. This is missing. This is here's copy. So dad was pissed and he looks over at his son and he was like, guess who's not going skiing next week? I lost a kid, his ski trip and I felt so bad.
Speaker 5:
All you got to do is do your stuff. It's real simple.
Speaker 6:
Like and it was a seventh grader because that's what I taught Like it's hard to fail, like you have to really do some work to avoid work, to fail Like half-ass things and you're going to at least get to see. Yeah, and it's not even like it's not even.
Speaker 5:
It's not even that they have missing assignments, right? Yeah, it's the ones that are missing. It's not the five point, 10 point assignments, it's the ones for 150 points. Yeah, and they do it and then just leave it in the room. Yeah, like well, you did the work, turn it in, what is it?
Speaker 6:
Yeah, you dummy.
Speaker 1:
I got distracted. I had to beat that level of Super Mario Brothers, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:
It shouldn't have taken that long.
Speaker 4:
You what? I'm sure it's even worse now with phones, oh for sure.
Speaker 5:
I'm sure it is. You couldn't. Teachers don't get enough credit for what they're doing and you couldn't pay me enough to do it.
Speaker 6:
That's why I'm not in the classroom anymore. Now I train the teachers, maybe, which is a whole Maybe you separate.
Speaker 5:
Maybe she wins We'll self-defense side of that training too.
Speaker 6:
There is a little bit of MMA training.
Speaker 1:
I feel like maybe schools just need to put assignments on TikTok yeah, then they might just roll through it.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, they're, yeah, 2k, something, yeah.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, I can't memorize. Well, you know.
Speaker 6:
All the dances.
Speaker 3:
Every build on NBA 2K yeah.
Speaker 2:
You do all the.
Speaker 5:
TikTok dances, and you know what they are just within two beats. So.
Speaker 6:
So I think you can.
Speaker 1:
What I think is funny is when you see like young adults, college age, and if they're standing around not really doing much they're they're just choreographing a TikTok dance, Just standing around and they just break out in a dance.
Speaker 4:
I mean, I don't know, I did break out a soldier boy when I was in college.
Speaker 1:
Often what's that?
Speaker 4:
noise. Is that an email?
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I have a Chrome window open. Let me close that out.
Speaker 4:
And erupting I know I'm important.
Speaker 1:
I'm sorry, jesus.
Speaker 4:
Publishers learning.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, yeah, winner, I think so.
Speaker 5:
Ed.
Speaker 1:
McMahon came back from the grave to say you won. Maybe I can take that job now, like this oh, maybe actually Looking like this.
Speaker 4:
I think it's pretty cool. Oh, you would have been jacked.
Speaker 3:
That voice.
Speaker 5:
I was so loud that voice. I was so loud you got to do this order 7800 magazines and maybe you want a set of encyclopedias.
Speaker 6:
Sounds like Harry Carrie, If you were hot dog.
Speaker 3:
Mac and Sassler. Hey, hey, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:
If the moon was made out of cheese, would you eat it? Yeah, if you were hot dog.
Speaker 5:
Let me take my lactate first Would you eat yourself?
Speaker 4:
Yeah, I like hot dogs. I like hot dogs. I like hot dogs, I love them.
Speaker 6:
I like hot dogs, I do like hot dogs.
Speaker 1:
So, brian, what projects have you worked on in the past?
Speaker 5:
year or so the most memorable ones, not the p*rn ones or the p*rn ones. No, those I quit doing the Mrs you know found out yeah. Stop that. I wouldn't have Joey from Friends there I am there.
Speaker 1:
I am Honey. It wasn't with other women.
Speaker 6:
I was just a fluffer.
Speaker 5:
No, so I've done a couple of I don't know if they were in the last year A couple of short films. I've got one I shot earlier this year, the current title on its retribution. I got to work with it. Hey, you're in that. I got to work with Malcolm Goodman yeah, yeah, good people, I really enjoyed working with him. Yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 6:
Was that the one? Where was that with I was?
Speaker 1:
I was at Fort Gibson, gibson, okay, and I was the vampire civil war soldier, that's right.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, I was a Colonel Havers oh yeah. So I got to work pretty close quarters with him.
Speaker 1:
He probably got a little better part tonight.
Speaker 6:
I don't know, did you get? To have an imperative. No, that's a bummer.
Speaker 2:
No, I did not Did you have a war costume.
Speaker 1:
I did, oh, that's cool and that's what they called it. Hey, can we get Brian in the war costume? War costume, yeah, not in military uniform.
Speaker 4:
It's a war costume War one yeah.
Speaker 3:
Slay.
Speaker 4:
Slay it.
Speaker 2:
Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 5:
So done a lot man, even through the strike. Man did a lot of auditioning. Oh God, was you know real close on a few things and just shot a. Did locally. Did a commercial series for YARBRO and SONS last week. Yarbro and SONS, yarbro and SONS.
Speaker 6:
I'm glad you got it, because I auditioned for that too, yeah.
Speaker 1:
And when I you had made like a Facebook post that you worked with the boiling man Media guys. Chris and Ryan love those dudes they're great, they're awesome.
Speaker 5:
I'm glad you got that. That's awesome.
Speaker 1:
I can't wait to see that. It was fun. What's YARBRO and SONS?
Speaker 7:
It's a heat and air plumbing company.
Speaker 5:
It's an open city, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:
They're they're, they're really great people Really enjoyed working with them they were.
Speaker 5:
they were great yeah.
Speaker 6:
They were awesome. Cool. They got a catchy jingle. They do. They're good, yarbro and.
Speaker 5:
SONS, they're just really they're really good people. They're really good people.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, that's good. Is that your only job Like acting?
Speaker 5:
No, I am also the vice president of sales for an O-ring gasket and seal company, whoa. Vice president.
Speaker 6:
Whoa, I've been there 20, 22 and a half years, mr Vice president so that's been a. It's been a road You're a boss man, boss man. He's, he's a vice vice boss man. I am so nice. It keeps, me keeps me hooked up.
Speaker 1:
That regularly pays the bills? Yes, yeah.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, yeah, my, I am very, very fortunate in that my wife wants to and is a stay at home mom. She works harder than I ever could. Anybody that says, stay at home, moms, don't work, as an idiot.
Speaker 9:
Yep.
Speaker 5:
Hair, hair, she does she does more. She does more to take care of things and does more work than I could ever imagine doing Ruby doesn't do sh*t.
Speaker 6:
Ruby. Ruby exists to bring me happiness.
Speaker 5:
That's what dogs are for.
Speaker 6:
That's right, we don't deserve dogs.
Speaker 5:
Yes, I do, we got to. We got to have an ease poodle mix. We let the kids and name her, and so they named her Oreo truffle. Perfect oh who's she yeah?
Speaker 6:
What are all of her nicknames, that's? The best part of dogs is all the names, all the names that they have.
Speaker 5:
She doesn't have other than my wife calls her mama, but other than like that's really the only.
Speaker 4:
You actually say Oreo truffles every time. No, I said just Oreo, or Oreo, or truff, truff.
Speaker 5:
We don't, we haven't gone there as bad as they?
Speaker 6:
I already have names for her I know, truffle duffel, truffle duffel.
Speaker 5:
There's several expletives that get yelled at on occasion. Well yeah, motherf*cker, that's Ruby Yep.
Speaker 1:
Ruby Ruby Sue, Ruby Toots, Ruby Sueby.
Speaker 5:
And the more you say them, the tail wags harder. You know which ones are favorite Rubula.
Speaker 4:
Subula Ruben salad sandwich.
Speaker 1:
He's a cutie. Yeah, you are Two toots, two toots. Yeah, we don't deserve dogs.
Speaker 5:
No, we don't Tater Tot.
Speaker 4:
Most of my dogs I don't actually even call by their real name.
Speaker 6:
As I say, it's rare that we actually call her just Ruby.
Speaker 1:
It's. I know that that boy up there, that's Odin. That's our great day and that we lost in 2020. What a great f*cking year.
Speaker 5:
Yeah right.
Speaker 1:
But man, he would have loved having everybody over when we do this podcast.
Speaker 2:
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5:
But he would have not he would have knocked down everything with his tail Like nine foot tall and he was. He was huge dinosaurs with it, yeah.
Speaker 1:
He's got a walking love scene in here. How big he was. Yeah, he's a big dog.
Speaker 5:
It's always the bigger dogs that think they're lap dogs. Get you a full blood mastiff.
Speaker 4:
At the vet clinic it was always like the small dogs Twaulus, snousers that bit us, not the like pit bulls, labs like gargantuan, those big ones were always the little dogs.
Speaker 5:
Satan, yeah, they're just like Satan. I mean like it's Ruby's not.
Speaker 6:
She's not Chihuahua.
Speaker 5:
We've got one that lives next door to us, and our dog will run up and down the fence and there's this little knot hole and they'll just like, they'll get to the end of it and they'll try and like and then they'll take off running and she's like hey, what are you?
Speaker 1:
doing. I like the videos where two dogs are like going at each other and they're maybe a sliding glass door or something and somebody opens it and they're just like.
Speaker 5:
Oh hey what's up, and then they close it. This is a live look at people when they're not on computers.
Speaker 6:
That's right, that's exactly what that is. Yeah, that's perfect, I mean people get real.
Speaker 5:
What was it Mike Tyson said? People got real comfortable getting punched in the face.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, what did he do? Didn't he like sock that guy on an airplane? He sure did, and he deserved every bit of it too.
Speaker 5:
The guy was talking so much sh*t. He told him for 10 minutes please leave me alone. Please leave me alone, please. You know what. You violate the space. After that, you play stupid games and you win stupid prizes.
Speaker 1:
That's one of my favorite things. There's guys that you know you shouldn't talk sh*t to, right, and he is very obviously the top of the list. Yeah, number one.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, mike Tyson, because he's like like chilled out a whole bunch, but you know it's still there.
Speaker 4:
Oh yeah, like I wouldn't talk sh*t to Ronda Rousey. Hell, no, hell, no. She'd fun kill me, me too, yeah.
Speaker 5:
No shame in saying it Twig yeah Pop.
Speaker 1:
Like I don't, I don't get it, but yeah, people sometimes just need to be punched in the mouth.
Speaker 6:
Some people do, and I don't care if they're 12.
Speaker 2:
I've never had a kid. Is this why you're not teaching anymore?
Speaker 6:
Because I was. I was real close to making it worth it.
Speaker 5:
If you're going to do it, do a big.
Speaker 1:
This is what I told her Like if you had some kid being a little sh*t in the classroom and like you pull him out to the hallway and you close the door. Well, now it's just your word against his, you know, or hers, but you know girls can be sh*ts too.
Speaker 1:
You could just like hey, I'm going to tell you something. If you don't f*cking, I'm going to find you and I will take you out and let me tell you. We may have cameras around, but we don't have microphones around, so they're not going to know what I'm saying to you.
Speaker 3:
I know the blind spots. You don't.
Speaker 1:
I've seen the camera feeds so you can go tell the principal that I'm being mean but sure, and you and they know you're a little sh*t.
Speaker 5:
Yeah you've. You've been there in that office 37 times this year.
Speaker 6:
You are what we call a frequent flyer.
Speaker 5:
Right yeah.
Speaker 7:
I was a good kid in school.
Speaker 5:
I was not, you were not.
Speaker 6:
Center Center. What did you do? What did you do? What got you in trouble?
Speaker 5:
My mouth. So let me tell you what I did when we moved to more quick question.
Speaker 6:
Yes, because I don't remember what year he graduated. Did you graduate with Dustin Reynolds? It's a gigantic school. I know it's the stupidest question I'd have to see his face.
Speaker 2:
I'm a facial recognition guy, what Not?
Speaker 1:
a facial guy. I'm not a facial guy, You're a facial guy. Well well, he's not out of that side of the business.
Speaker 5:
Right, that's out of the business.
Speaker 1:
I've retired he's perverted.
Speaker 5:
She's talking about what year?
Speaker 1:
did you graduate 98. 98. What are?
Speaker 7:
those called.
Speaker 6:
Facials oh what do you think?
Speaker 5:
Money shots, oh, maybe not Same, thing, yeah, same. Thing.
Speaker 1:
Or a typical Friday night.
Speaker 6:
Well, what do you mean? It's a Thursday. She works from home on Thursday. Maybe these days Works from home on Thursday.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, so All day, if she can promote her only fans channel here in a minute is that?
Speaker 4:
Yeah, stay tuned.
Speaker 5:
It's all.
Speaker 1:
Harry butthole. But there's, a.
Speaker 5:
There's a.
Speaker 4:
There's a king for everyone, right.
Speaker 5:
So we moved to more in like 92, I think. So I was like going to do eighth grade.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5:
My knees remind me of that daily. I'm at that point where I can go to sleep and hurt myself Like that's a, that's a.
Speaker 2:
That's a thing, yeah.
Speaker 5:
So I prayed on first year teachers and I could just walk into a room and go You're who I train my teachers against.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to need you to come to one of my trainings and tell the teachers.
Speaker 3:
Here's what you look for. Yeah, because I was that kid.
Speaker 5:
So we had yeah, we had a science teacher who's a life sciences class and I can't remember, I don't even remember what?
Speaker 6:
What's your?
Speaker 5:
name Highland East.
Speaker 6:
Me too. Oh my God, you're like Bro I love it, love it. I was going to say no, she's the meanest woman on the planet.
Speaker 5:
I remember what her name was, but it wasn't her. But we, you know, I was just being a. A tool, you know, just trying to make people like me. You know, new kid, new school, whatever, you don't mean. And she walked into. There was a closet, I know. I remember the teacher that her class like butted up against. It was Mr Kirby.
Speaker 6:
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 5:
So like she went into the closet. The storage closet, that they, that they the room shared.
Speaker 6:
We called it Narnia.
Speaker 5:
Yeah Well, I closed the door and pushed the table in front of it and it locked from the outside, not from the inside. So if you're in there you can't get out, oh my God. And so I pushed a table in front of the door, but I didn't go sit down at my seat. I sat on the table and looked at her through the To the glass, the class Wow. Wow, cause it was a. I want you to know who's in control of the classroom, and it's not you.
Speaker 1:
This classroom.
Speaker 6:
You know who you were when I was teaching in probably that same classroom at Highland East. Your name was Holden.
Speaker 4:
Oh, not a f*cking Holden.
Speaker 6:
f*cking.
Speaker 2:
Holden, that was mother. f*ck that guy Say Like your butt holds lit I I.
Speaker 4:
I did hold, and I know does oh, on a Thursday.
Speaker 5:
This is a gift I saw the other day that was like you know, but liquor used to be like a, like a derogatory insult term. And now look at all of you Butters.
Speaker 7:
Everybody looks butts. I was like oh, oh.
Speaker 5:
I was like, oh, we're bullying her.
Speaker 6:
Say that one again Harry Beaver, she's got a big beaver, she's got a big beaver, a big beaver.
Speaker 4:
Is it maybe just hair or actual vagin*?
Speaker 6:
Big beaver, beaver I think it's a hairy vagin* I think, yeah, I think we'd have to have some fuzz.
Speaker 4:
So it's hair and lips.
Speaker 1:
Oh, I can.
Speaker 3:
That's my f*cking coochie, wow, yeah.
Speaker 6:
Was that me?
Speaker 5:
Was that a recording of you? That was?
Speaker 6:
a video that was a video.
Speaker 3:
That was a video.
Speaker 5:
She's like I'm going to need some royalties from that sound. All right, That'd be nice.
Speaker 1:
This is Taylor on chat roulette, that's my f*cking coochie, let's hang out. And then the guys, and then the guys are like she's got a big beaver.
Speaker 3:
How'd you know?
Speaker 5:
Wait, you never mind. That's why they call it chat roulette that takes that down in Alabama, west Virginia, rotat, rotat Whoopie, oh no.
Speaker 3:
Dirty me, me, me, me, me, me me me me Dree.
Speaker 6:
Woods Rotat, oh but.
Speaker 4:
Sorry, I'm a.
Speaker 1:
I don't know Me, and Brian did get to spend some time together on set shooting a Jurassic Pet 3.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, that was fun. That was a lot of fun. So he got to see you in all of your green suit glory, oh yeah.
Speaker 5:
I didn't get to see that on set. I saw pictures.
Speaker 6:
Nipples and Nipples and Joke, not that thick.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, yeah, which we're shooting some pickups after the first of the year, so what's a? Pickup.
Speaker 5:
It's a truck, it's things that people get into, yeah, oh okay, I was wondering, dick Woo, yeah, you know what You're fired.
Speaker 9:
Okay, you're involved, fired Just some extra footage.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, they're in the process of editing the movie and it's going to be a boiling point in front of that. They're big LED wall.
Speaker 5:
That is so cool. Yeah, it's really cool.
Speaker 4:
So awesome they just plug it in to the movie.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, yeah, just put it in. Are you talking about the wall? Are you talking about the wall?
Speaker 5:
They just plug it into the movie, or they.
Speaker 4:
Oh, like the clips or whatever they do the footage.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, they'll edit them in. Yeah.
Speaker 6:
They just plug them in there's a plug.
Speaker 5:
I'm hoping the nuclear reactor is going to when they plug it in.
Speaker 1:
Everybody's Christmas lights. I hope they have a search protector.
Speaker 2:
Yeah.
Speaker 1:
Hopefully they have some battery backups.
Speaker 2:
Search protector. Maybe they got a generator. They probably generate.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I'm hoping I get to put the green scene suit back on and do some more motion capture stuff.
Speaker 9:
They're going to bring Rhonda Rousey in for his wrestling single.
Speaker 3:
Oh hell yeah, let him. I have a belt you can wear.
Speaker 4:
Oh yeah, I'll take it W W, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w W.
Speaker 2:
W, w W.
Speaker 4:
W, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w W.
Speaker 6:
W, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w W within the last couple of months. Really.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, yeah, we uh.
Speaker 1:
That's awesome.
Speaker 5:
Let me show you the.
Speaker 1:
Oh, Rick Flair, he's an he's a he's still. An A-W right now making appearances with Sting. He doesn't move very no, no, doesn't move very well and no.
Speaker 5:
He shuffles his feet, but he was nice to me.
Speaker 6:
No, right now he's doing every spot possible with Sting because Sting's retiring here in a few months.
Speaker 1:
Well, next year? Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 6:
Look at that Freakin' awesome.
Speaker 1:
Hell yeah, whoo.
Speaker 6:
Let me switch my cam.
Speaker 4:
Oh, he is awesome. Let me switch my cam.
Speaker 6:
Heck, yeah, look, look, look, was he nice, was he nice, yeah he was really nice to me.
Speaker 4:
He wasn't a dick. No, there we go. He's kinda see it.
Speaker 5:
Oh there.
Speaker 4:
Better. I think he was on Theo Warrick's podcast Nice.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 4:
Oh probably.
Speaker 5:
He was uh oh.
Speaker 1:
Rick Flair baby.
Speaker 5:
We got off the plane, got over to the tram to take us to like baggage claim or whatever. I was standing there I looked at him and it was like that's no, that can't be him. And then when he turned around and had a medallion that said Whoo, I was like that's him, whoo, that's him Did he have security Uh-uh. What Nope?
Speaker 5:
Walk around, had no security at all. Wow, had I not recognized him and took a and asked him hey, do you mind if Would you take a picture with me? Um, nobody else said a word to him, really Like he was just walking around, nobody knew who he was. Like it was crazy.
Speaker 6:
It's because he shuffles like an old man. He doesn't even drop anymore, he doesn't. But man, he's just great.
Speaker 1:
Oh, Flair was great to watch when he had his breast one.
Speaker 2:
Oh yeah, it was so funny.
Speaker 6:
And he's funny now. But now he's funny because he's old.
Speaker 1:
He would do the old Rick Flair flop when he'd get hit in the ring and he'd stumble around and then do a oh man, it was so funny.
Speaker 5:
I think Little Braun James learned from him. It's a problem yeah.
Speaker 1:
I think Little Braun is mastered now no, what's his name?
Speaker 6:
What's his name Green? Dreymon, dreymon f*ck that guy, oh Dreymon With his flops, oh my God. Yeah, I'm not a fan of his.
Speaker 5:
He's that guy that you hate if he's not on your team, but if he's on your team you absolutely love him.
Speaker 1:
You kind of make excuses for him, yeah like him and Patrick Beverly.
Speaker 5:
He pisses me off Right him and Patrick Beverly are that guy.
Speaker 6:
No, my current AEW boyfriend is MJF.
Speaker 7:
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3:
That's Jacob.
Speaker 6:
Friedman oh, he is so damn hot. But then I made the mistake of like looking up how old he is, and I am a predator he's 26.
Speaker 1:
He's 26.
Speaker 6:
So is your son, our son.
Speaker 5:
Well, that's ten years younger than you 12. It's like the women that now look at you and go look, I quit acting up. I can either date you or your dad.
Speaker 6:
He's so cute. He's a good little Jew boy and I love him so much.
Speaker 1:
Can we say that on here she's?
Speaker 5:
already said she identified as. Jewish today.
Speaker 4:
I mean that's a yeah, but that's real life.
Speaker 8:
He is Jewish we're going to have to be quick on the button.
Speaker 5:
Right now, your finger on the dump button, dump button.
Speaker 6:
Good little Jew, but he's so cute and I love him so much.
Speaker 1:
It's just fun to watch. I don't know We've just got back into it because we we really don't watch much. Actually regular TV, it's mostly streaming, you know, Netflix or whatever.
Speaker 6:
Murder docs.
Speaker 1:
Yeah Well, or JFK documentaries, that's our thing right now. Oh boy, we can go deep on that right now.
Speaker 5:
Do you read the book Chris Chef, kyo Kennedy?
Speaker 6:
What.
Speaker 5:
I don't know.
Speaker 6:
What I don't know, I don't read. I will, though.
Speaker 1:
I only read scripts, all right.
Speaker 5:
So I went through. I went through a period of about two years where, like I, I went down the the pruder film, like I went through and like run down, like all of the footage I
Speaker 5:
was like somebody in the front, turns around and pulls a gun and shoots back. You know what I mean? Cause the body falls. And I'm justifying this. And I read a book called a cruise chef killed Kennedy. Um, this was God, it's probably like 18, 19, 20 years ago, and it was um. It was about Nikita Cruz, jeff, and how he played a role in the murder. Oh, he did for sure.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, Does it not f*ck anybody else up that everything we were f*cking told and taught is just wrong? Yes, because that's all I ever hear. Nope, that was wrong, that was a lie, that was like and that's f*cking me up, man, everything. Just ask your mom. That's why I drink.
Speaker 1:
That's why I drink. Well, that's your mom, and that's why people solely believe that the the story the government gave out. Jfk's assassination is. Back then people had they were ignorant really Everything on the news was real. Yeah, so well, they were. Uh, they reported it on, uh the news and uh they're saying it on the radio. When the governments came out and said this, so there was only one shooter guy it was. It was.
Speaker 9:
Lee.
Speaker 6:
That was it Okay.
Speaker 5:
And it's like oh you guys are so f*cking stupid when you go to Dallas, have you?
Speaker 9:
ever gone there and like walked it.
Speaker 1:
Yes, you have. There's a. There's an X. Yeah, there's a, there's a spot, yeah.
Speaker 5:
There is a spot that's marked of where he got shot when it was and this, that and the other, and like I stood there and like looked around and I was like hmm.
Speaker 6:
So, when I was in.
Speaker 1:
I can just stand here and go, no.
Speaker 6:
When I was in college. Uh, I got my degree in forensic science and the student Academy of Forensic Sciences. Um, we got invited to, uh, do an exhibit when they opened the JFK museum there, like right there in downtown Dallas, and so we got to go to the grassy knoll, we got to go to the X, we got to go to the whole place, um, but we did a whole like analysis of the scene to allow people to question whether there was one shooter or multiple shooters, um, and so all of us want to be crime scene analysts. Yep, oh, what?
Speaker 1:
Oh, I was just. I thought you were going to say something crazy.
Speaker 6:
You don't like it when I talk. Did anybody get their?
Speaker 2:
story.
Speaker 5:
That was in the fine print of the val.
Speaker 2:
That's right.
Speaker 6:
But we were like if we had red string we could analyze the trajectory and burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp. But it was wild and seeing like, oh sh*t, that was real. Yeah, we're so far removed from whatever happening. Like it was bananas.
Speaker 1:
It really was, Because most of the time they were like where's Happy hour? At?
Speaker 6:
Well, we were all like just 21. And so when we were staying at some nice ass hotel I don't remember what but Holiday, the La Quinta.
Speaker 1:
Fear me.
Speaker 6:
And we asked the concierge where somewhere we should go to like to get drinks and stuff.
Speaker 4:
They're like grassy, no.
Speaker 6:
They were no, they he sent us A little large.
Speaker 1:
That's a strip club.
Speaker 6:
He got us a grassy. Well, he got us a, not a limo, but he got us like a ride service. It was, you know pre like Uber lift time. Is he hitting on you?
Speaker 4:
No.
Speaker 6:
He sent all of us to the executive club, which is the nicest strip club ever.
Speaker 1:
And we had like so the stage like came, was it? The gin is out too.
Speaker 6:
Oh, everything is out.
Speaker 1:
A very manicured grassy. No.
Speaker 6:
So very manicured and so like the stage like jetted out and there were these like VIP tables all around. You got bottle service and stuff. We got in for free. We had free drinks all night. I don't know who he knows, but that concierge was was all for it.
Speaker 5:
It was a great time.
Speaker 6:
Can we go back?
Speaker 5:
You do have to worry about that.
Speaker 6:
Great Queeps. Yeah. Front, to its back, to Queeps Like you've never queved.
Speaker 4:
I didn't say I didn't the way you said it I have not, I have not.
Speaker 5:
Well, I hope you don't fart out of your dick.
Speaker 6:
That's weird.
Speaker 5:
I hope one day?
Speaker 1:
That would be weird. That's a dart, really high pitch.
Speaker 2:
Supersonic sounds coming.
Speaker 5:
You go super cyan on it, it is just dogs are like. Everybody queves, it's fine oh yeah, I do Sounds like a South Park song.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, everybody queves.
Speaker 3:
You know man.
Speaker 1:
The other thing that drives me crazy about the JFK thing. Is everybody back then believing the magic bullet theory?
Speaker 7:
No, that it. Yeah, that's my favorite.
Speaker 1:
Like a like a old and bulb show.
Speaker 5:
Semity.
Speaker 1:
Sam, you know Looney Tunes bullet.
Speaker 5:
Yeah.
Speaker 1:
Taken turns like that's not what happens.
Speaker 5:
That's not how this works.
Speaker 1:
And then they're like well, here's the bullet that did it, and there's no damage to the round whatsoever, it's in pristine condition.
Speaker 7:
It's like why'd they kill him though? Huh, why'd they kill him?
Speaker 6:
Because he wasn't going to enter Vietnam or he was going to pull out of Vietnam.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, just they just wanted to fight. Yeah because then the whole military comes in.
Speaker 1:
The military industrial complex just was had boners for war. I mean they still do.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, because then LBJ comes in and Lady Bird was absolutely holding his balls. And then Vietnam.
Speaker 2:
That's it.
Speaker 6:
That's unconvinced.
Speaker 5:
It was, it was not, it was not a good deal, but yeah, I mean there were too many, there are too many coincidences, right, like you had to lay in. Oh, this specific car had stuff, you know that seat was moved over X, y, z inches and raised or lowered or whatever. Like the structure, the inside of the car was different. You'd had to know that going into it. If you're going to fire certain shots and a certain like you Like, how did Oswald was not like a smart guy.
Speaker 1:
Well, he wasn't even a good marksman.
Speaker 6:
So for him to be able to take those things into account. Yeah, not possible to get off three shots on a bolt action right In six seconds.
Speaker 1:
I think it was less.
Speaker 6:
No, no, no.
Speaker 5:
But you don't go forward and then go back.
Speaker 2:
That's not how this works. It's not how.
Speaker 1:
No no.
Speaker 5:
I mean, there's a reason.
Speaker 1:
Back into the left.
Speaker 5:
Well, and there's a reason that you have a friend, oh movie. There's a reason that, like you know, she, jackie, was trying to climb out the back of the vehicle.
Speaker 6:
Oh, do you know? Because she was a gun in the front. No, she was climbing out the back of the vehicle to get his brain matter. There was a chunk of skull with brain matter and she went back and grabbed it. Why.
Speaker 5:
Trying to reattach, I don't know Did a keepsake.
Speaker 6:
Souvenir man.
Speaker 1:
Send a little pendant.
Speaker 6:
So that should not even.
Speaker 1:
Well, yeah, what I also when, when I start thinking about it and I go well, man, the government definitely had something to do with that, was Jackie.
Speaker 5:
You never said sh*t about it after that day and everybody that was involved mysteriously just met some kind of odd death. Yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 1:
But she never. You don't see any old interview footage of her. Somebody got to her and said look, you just need to go about your life or you're going to end up like your husband.
Speaker 6:
That's why the Kennedy family is all f*cked up the curse.
Speaker 4:
Mm-hmm, for sure. Why is that the curse?
Speaker 5:
There's a long history of people disappearing in the Lincoln Mm-hmm and disappearing by Obama. Their Clintons took the same, took the same path.
Speaker 1:
Like hey, we'll take that ball and rum Works for you. We can improve on it.
Speaker 2:
Hold my beer, you said.
Speaker 5:
Hillary.
Speaker 4:
What about the flat earth?
Speaker 6:
What.
Speaker 1:
That I can't get behind, that I can't get behind, can't get behind the flat earth.
Speaker 5:
I don't.
Speaker 6:
I love a conspiracy. I do, that's just stupid.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 6:
And.
Speaker 3:
I can't get behind that.
Speaker 1:
But what I like to do is I want to go on to like some flat earth or forms like chat rooms and stuff. And I want to start a thing where I'm a pseudo scientist and I believe that all the f*cking windmills that are going up everywhere are actually changing the weather, because they're impacting the rotation of the earth. What?
Speaker 6:
Will you throw in that? They're seeding the atmosphere too. The airplanes are seeding the atmosphere. I'm not going to go that far, I just want to go all in with windmills.
Speaker 5:
Giant fans. I hate it.
Speaker 1:
Affecting the rotation of the earth and see if I can get them fired up about it.
Speaker 6:
Especially, if you like. Do it, because if they get fired up about the earth's rotation changing, then you can throw in. So is it just a flat plate spinning or is it rotating like a sphere? You dumb f*cks. You dumb dumb. That's a good idea Seeding the atmosphere, though I absolutely will have a coronary If someone seriously has another conversation with me, another, because they've happened more than once.
Speaker 5:
Yup.
Speaker 6:
About how airplanes are seeding the atmosphere.
Speaker 1:
I don't know. I don't know. Is it happening? I can't say no, I can't say yes.
Speaker 6:
No. You can say no because it's f*cking stupid.
Speaker 2:
I just don't know what does seeding?
Speaker 6:
mean Like they're putting chemicals, so the birds and the bees.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, so let's bring this back to the.
Speaker 5:
Six o'clock.
Speaker 1:
They have guys skydiving. Oh seeding Seeding the air.
Speaker 7:
Oh, not that.
Speaker 5:
No but there are people that claim that's not it. No, that's not it.
Speaker 6:
There are people that claim that the Excuse me, the exhaust or whatever off of an airplane.
Speaker 1:
Contrails.
Speaker 6:
Is purposely made to create weather patterns that cause severe weather, so that people are affected. Like that, we can somehow control the weather over an entire country with airplane traffic.
Speaker 5:
It's pretty arrogant that humans think we have control over any of that.
Speaker 6:
We're the dumbest of the primates.
Speaker 3:
Let's just be real clear.
Speaker 6:
Am I wrong, taylor? You're not. We're the f*cking dumbest. So no, we don't do that. We're Dang, I'm done. She's heated.
Speaker 4:
Are you sweating?
Speaker 6:
My pants are sweaty Guys guys Sometimes Superstar. Say your name in 80s and 90s kids.
Speaker 4:
I always wanted to be here.
Speaker 6:
No, you're Judy.
Speaker 4:
Judith and I'm Judy, it's Judith. I'm so sorry. Okay, do I need?
Speaker 5:
to move out of the way, judith is a snake, the little arse. Sunday.
Speaker 6:
Sunday. Sunday, judy is a snake, right Judy, the room.
Speaker 1:
I love how this conversation is going, because we get into this bullsh*t. And then I go back to like so, Brian, when did you get into actual Like I asked him anything, I need to be prepared for Nothing.
Speaker 4:
No fart jokes. Cool, I'm down Drying the jokes. That's what it it's really loose, it's really loose by whole.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, I've told people yeah, that's not a good thing to have.
Speaker 1:
It just feels like a real conversation. You know if I had a list of like questions?
Speaker 5:
you know it's really scripted. So what was your favorite pet when you were growing up?
Speaker 6:
Oh, that's a good question. That's a good question, though that's a good question though?
Speaker 1:
When did you lose your virginity? What's your favorite sexual position? We have asked that.
Speaker 5:
That I don't doubt at all. We have asked that.
Speaker 1:
We have asked that kind of stuff.
Speaker 6:
Wait, so you gave me the point when I said murder docs. Are you a murder doc person?
Speaker 5:
If sports, detective shows and murder docs are about all that shows on my television, or horror films like TV shows or whatever.
Speaker 1:
Maybe we need a some type of sport detective, murder, horror movie.
Speaker 5:
That would be interesting. That's a lot. That would be a lot to unpack.
Speaker 4:
Are you in any horror movies?
Speaker 5:
Not at the moment. No.
Speaker 4:
I'd like to be in a horror movie. I could get murdered. A horror movie.
Speaker 7:
Horror, horror, horror horror. I'm up and for either Either.
Speaker 5:
She did say stay tuned for her only fans and I can do the like for no reason at all.
Speaker 4:
The boobs are out and running and then they get murdered. I could do that.
Speaker 5:
How did that go?
Speaker 4:
For the right price. I could do it.
Speaker 6:
For a Klondike Bauer. What a white call.
Speaker 1:
What would you do? It's going to be Taylor does Lawton? She's not popping up to do. Dallas, you told me that that already happened, though.
Speaker 5:
What I did. I feel like it's more.
Speaker 6:
Taylor does Alva.
Speaker 1:
What.
Speaker 7:
It's probably Enid or something.
Speaker 2:
Taylor does Slaughterville?
Speaker 7:
Taylor does.
Speaker 1:
Slaughterville. It's a p*rn horror movie that makes more sense.
Speaker 6:
That's a horror movie.
Speaker 4:
Or I could just with Tiger King go down there Big.
Speaker 2:
Mac, I don't think he swings that way.
Speaker 1:
That is a very different movie. He's in prison.
Speaker 4:
Or jail.
Speaker 1:
You're just going to go down there for a hand job. What?
Speaker 6:
He's going to swing that way.
Speaker 4:
No, Rob Lowe's there?
Speaker 6:
I hope not. He's doing the Adkins commercials.
Speaker 1:
I hope Rob's not there. What's his?
Speaker 4:
name Jeff Lowe. What?
Speaker 6:
Jeff Lowe, the other Tiger guy.
Speaker 1:
Sorry, rob, don't sue the podcast. I know you're a listener.
Speaker 3:
You should do a remake.
Speaker 5:
Where were you on the dump button on that one, shane, I was too late.
Speaker 6:
I'll play the.
Speaker 3:
Tiger King.
Speaker 6:
Can I be Carol Baskins?
Speaker 1:
I think Brian ought to be Carol Baskins.
Speaker 3:
Hey all you go-kats and kids.
Speaker 1:
I'm like, hey, motherf*cker.
Speaker 4:
I've done three times. Not a f*ck you.
Speaker 3:
What the hell do.
Speaker 1:
I'll play the lesbian girl that loses a limb or something.
Speaker 4:
Oh yeah, she lost a hand. Would you?
Speaker 5:
change anything no.
Speaker 1:
I love them big cats.
Speaker 6:
You got to take some teeth out. I'll just use some black.
Speaker 1:
Blackout.
Speaker 6:
Blackout.
Speaker 5:
She's like no, you're shooting today, Alright.
Speaker 6:
So what was the first Sorry, I'm going to there we go. What was the first production you were in?
Speaker 5:
On screen that you got paid for that you had pants on. Well, now I got to think harder.
Speaker 1:
You had the pants on.
Speaker 5:
The first one I actually got paid for. I was an extra I can't even remember the name of it. My face took up they had me you could see the portions of my face. It took up like two thirds of the screen but you couldn't really tell it was me. It was an extra role to kind of get into the I switched from doing musical theater to film and it took me about five years before I was born. I was born in the 19th century. I was born in the 19th century. I was born in the 19th century, five years before I figured out what I was doing, because it's so different.
Speaker 6:
Yeah.
Speaker 5:
I've gone back and looked at some of those early auditions. They're atrocious. I look at them and I'm like this guy should have quit. It was bad.
Speaker 4:
I could never watch myself.
Speaker 2:
It was terrible.
Speaker 6:
Oh yeah, I did just the other day and did you go-.
Speaker 1:
Was it cringe, it was you know-.
Speaker 5:
I was so far For real, though you look at it and it's like, okay, these classes that I've taken are doing something.
Speaker 1:
And mine was different. Mine, coming from I had done stand-up for a few years before getting into acting. So when I was auditioning, I was I was doing the audition basically like I was performing stand-up, like just being if you want to call it overacting or just that part of my personality. It was coming out, and silence is death.
Speaker 5:
Like for a stand-up comedian. So you hit those sparse words like pause and you gotta let tension build and you're like I've just bombed.
Speaker 6:
That's right. But yeah, after his first Cody Myo class he had some auditions to do right after that and I read for him and it was like, oh, that yep, that's good. So the classes have paid off. I don't care how much they cost.
Speaker 1:
We are putting you in those classes as many times as you want, I need to do some more because I know I need to keep sharpening that tool. I mean, it is just like the gym.
Speaker 2:
I just like the gym.
Speaker 6:
It's a muscle you gotta work. Stop talking about working your muscles and tools.
Speaker 5:
You're the one that went that direction.
Speaker 6:
And if I want to work, my muscle tool.
Speaker 7:
We know what's happening after we leave Gross Not here, we're not doing that.
Speaker 1:
We've been married for a while. How long? Shane, almost 11 years On the 15th of December.
Speaker 5:
Happy early anniversary.
Speaker 7:
Thank you Got a fun weekend.
Speaker 4:
We're so in love Tonight.
Speaker 1:
This is it this is our fun. Christmas party for my talent agency on the 15th.
Speaker 5:
Very nice.
Speaker 1:
We got reservations for our anniversary dinner at Red Prime Steakhouse. This will be our 10th year doing that, goddamn. So they get our money on our anniversary.
Speaker 5:
Every year.
Speaker 6:
They take lots of it.
Speaker 1:
And that is worth it.
Speaker 5:
Our spot is the melting pot.
Speaker 4:
Ooh, I love the melting pot she loves it that used to be my spot.
Speaker 5:
You're going to go drop $200 or $300 or whatever, but forces you to sit there and have that conversation.
Speaker 4:
And you're so full by the chocolate but you have to f*cking eat it, oh yeah.
Speaker 7:
By the time the dessert comes out, I'm like I can't.
Speaker 6:
But I'm gonna. It's like the cheevers ice cream ball. Oh my God, have you ever had a cheevers ball? It's ice cream coded and it's like a bigger than a softball size, coated in like cinnamon candy nuts. It's f*cking amazing.
Speaker 5:
We don't have sex on our anniversary after dinner, because we're too full so is that a pregame? It's a pregame.
Speaker 4:
It's a pregame, maybe in the morning after it's sad that when you're pregnant, when you're married, you have to schedule it.
Speaker 5:
Dude, it's a thing sometimes Can we have to do?
Speaker 4:
it now because we're going to be too full and we're going to be tired and gassy, so we're not doing it.
Speaker 6:
So last year was our 10th anniversary and we got a room at the Omni. At the Omni and it was lovely and you just passed out. Well beforehand, we were like we should probably do it now. Because we won't, we're going to be so tired. We'll feel like a later, we're going to be too full, right?
Speaker 1:
Yeah, definitely too full All right let's do it now, so we had pre-dinner sex. There's a good little appetizer.
Speaker 4:
Gross, I hate this conversation.
Speaker 2:
You don't.
Speaker 4:
No, she doesn't. I hate this. Talking sexual stuff with, like her family or family.
Speaker 5:
I do. People heard the conversations. My cousin and I have Dude.
Speaker 1:
But is your cousin a dude. No, she was getting so uncomfortable during, like her.
Speaker 4:
Pap smear.
Speaker 1:
No.
Speaker 5:
I don't know why you were there, but that was weird. Probably uncomfortable then too.
Speaker 1:
During like sex, you were getting like sexy underwear.
Speaker 6:
No, I don't want to be here.
Speaker 4:
Because there's a string on the lips. I know you're going to be licking in the middle, so great the tang.
Speaker 6:
You know that's not happening.
Speaker 1:
The twang you just got to lick past the twang that needs to be a sound by it Lick past the twang.
Speaker 2:
Trademark David Oldham, that's their dad.
Speaker 6:
I'll have to.
Speaker 1:
I want to make him a shirt Lick past the twang.
Speaker 6:
Done. That's what I'm going to put in Dirty Santa.
Speaker 1:
Lick past the twang t-shirt.
Speaker 6:
Podcast logo. So for one of my bridal showers I did Someone did a lingerie shower, Bross panties. Cute stuff. The best part was the night of our wedding. I wore the set that you and your mom got me, Just so I could look at him and be like, hey, do you know who got me this? Your mom and your sister.
Speaker 1:
I was like yeah, that's nice, that's.
Speaker 5:
I'm going to think They've got good taste.
Speaker 4:
And then you take a picture and send it to him and go. Thanks, Thank you.
Speaker 1:
I remember my mom just holding something I don't f*ck it.
Speaker 4:
Oh my God Thinking of you.
Speaker 6:
Thanks guys, it's just crumpled on the floor, oh.
Speaker 1:
With a weird sheen on it. I don't like it. Some wadded up peanuts.
Speaker 5:
I don't know if we I just want to give a shout out to my mom and my sister for this lovely wedding gift.
Speaker 6:
Hashtag thank you, hashtag, thank you, hashtag. Wedded bliss.
Speaker 2:
Hashtag mayoral.
Speaker 5:
Hashtag wed.
Speaker 2:
I'm so lucky to have this family.
Speaker 1:
Hashtag wham bam right in the clam.
Speaker 4:
Oh yeah, I was like who who invited me to this?
Speaker 6:
Courtney, jesus, that was Courtney that did that.
Speaker 5:
My sister. Hey, just so you know I'm wearing it. And then just walk off.
Speaker 1:
She hardly gets uncomfortable about anything. We can talk whatever with that little subject right there.
Speaker 5:
Not little.
Speaker 6:
Not little. It depends on the temperature. It was little.
Speaker 1:
I just got out of the pool. I'm a grower, not a showered guy, jesus.
Speaker 6:
No, I don't think we had sex on our wedding night. What.
Speaker 5:
We were so f*cking tired and number two On your wedding night or there in wedding night, our wedding night.
Speaker 6:
We were the only sober ones. Everybody else was drunk as f*ck.
Speaker 4:
I threw up so much and then I had to go be at work at 7 o'clock in the morning, did you really?
Speaker 1:
I was pissed because we had a whole like to-go plate made. We barely ate too.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, you're so busy.
Speaker 1:
And we f*cking forgot them. Oh my god, I was just thinking about getting back to the hotel, have some snacks, and you were pissed, weren't you?
Speaker 5:
I was so mad.
Speaker 1:
We're just going to bed.
Speaker 6:
Well, no, because then I realized we get to the room and I realize I don't have a brush. I had forgotten a hairbrush.
Speaker 1:
I think you forgot more than that.
Speaker 6:
Like makeup. You didn't have your makeup.
Speaker 1:
I don't think.
Speaker 5:
I had deodorant Don't get dumped. For the hygiene. It was a clusterf*ck, my dome.
Speaker 6:
And he had to pull bobby pins out of my hair.
Speaker 1:
Out of everywhere, everywhere.
Speaker 3:
And so many bobby pins.
Speaker 6:
And he had to pull them all out. The dress was heavy, I was hungry, he was hungry.
Speaker 3:
We-.
Speaker 6:
I had to try to brush my hair out of my hair.
Speaker 3:
I was still not used to it. I got my hair back and I was like it's fine.
Speaker 6:
I didn't have a comb from the front desk. And I had so much hairspray.
Speaker 1:
Yes, the black ones. I had so much hairspray in my hair.
Speaker 4:
There was no sexy time happening. After that, we ate chocolate covered strawberries.
Speaker 1:
It was the only meal we've ever eaten that the hotel put in the room.
Speaker 6:
So they've been sitting there, them as a meal. You're not as like a sexy time with champagne that there's straw over there and then go to sleep.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, let's just redo this in the morning.
Speaker 1:
But we, so we did something fun for our wedding. Well, we thought like we had.
Speaker 1:
Billy Sims cater it. So we had a nice barbecue and at the time the Billy Sims store we got it from was good, really really good, and that's why we chose that store to do the catering. And then we go to the mall because we stay up at the room Waterford, the Waterford Hotel, nice place. And then we go to Quills no, in Square Mall, just to waste some time the next day and we actually see Billy Sims in the mall.
Speaker 1:
That's the they had, like a House divided or yeah, fans were something there and he was there signing and we got a picture with him and you're like I am yeah yeah, we, I put your sausage in my mouth. I like the way your sausage tastes.
Speaker 5:
And it was at that point in time that security escort building and put our pictures on the front and said never again.
Speaker 1:
Because her hair was ratted. She didn't have makeup on. You can tell, I was just f*cking angry as sh*t.
Speaker 6:
We're going to ask you guys over here. We did, it was a good time.
Speaker 5:
If you could exit stage left, that'd be real nice.
Speaker 6:
Oh, and then we went to melting pot that night.
Speaker 7:
I don't remember.
Speaker 6:
We have a picture of us at melting pot in our living room.
Speaker 1:
Oh, my God, that's where that was taken.
Speaker 6:
Yes, I love that place. I haven't been there Well it was really great.
Speaker 4:
I got a divorce so we don't go there anymore. That would be weird if we did. Hey, you want to meet me?
Speaker 5:
there. You ain't got to go with him. Nobody likes me. You can go by yourself.
Speaker 7:
I like you. Can we go to melting pot? Nobody likes me, she says Do we have a sister date?
Speaker 1:
Yes, I mean, you can always say hey guys, do you want?
Speaker 5:
to go. I mean, like, do you? I'm kind of all so poor, so Do you know? I mean, do you need a?
Speaker 6:
reason to do that. Does anybody want to take me to melting pot?
Speaker 4:
So you have to like lick a penis if you want to get like, get melting pot.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, I don't have to do that.
Speaker 4:
Oh, I do. Does your wife have to go to melting pot?
Speaker 6:
Are you looking at me? Oh what?
Speaker 2:
Taylor, I don't have to.
Speaker 6:
But she does. You have to lick a penis, wait.
Speaker 4:
Taylor likes I missed the conversation Taylor likes getting that.
Speaker 2:
I'm heavy guy. I don't Taylor likes getting that pre-milting pot fondue.
Speaker 5:
Oh, I thought he's going to say fondle.
Speaker 1:
She fondles for the fondue. Hey, I do a lot for the fondue. Put that on your put that on your tinder profile I fondle for the fondue. Maybe when you're a TikTok bachelors, we'll give you a little pre-milting pot fondue.
Speaker 5:
That's what we ought to do. Contact me so we need to set this up and we'll do like a bachelorette with her.
Speaker 6:
Oh my God, at the melting pot, yeah.
Speaker 5:
That's going to be like the final like where you give them the rose.
Speaker 6:
How many courses are there at melting pot Four?
Speaker 7:
five.
Speaker 5:
Five.
Speaker 6:
Okay, so we need five.
Speaker 5:
Appetizer.
Speaker 4:
Cheese.
Speaker 5:
Cheese, I mean cheese Salad. See you guys, appetizer salad. Oh, now there's four, four, Four.
Speaker 6:
So we need four bachelors, one for each course, and then, at the end, you get their fondue. You get fondittled. All of them, all of them Fondittled.
Speaker 1:
No, you pick one to get fondittled. All of them, if you want, I don't care how many.
Speaker 4:
Maybe, all of them. I like you all equally. I don't like that much.
Speaker 3:
Too many dicks. Is that what you're doing? Just slap it away. Just slap it around like it's. That's how I pick Like have you guys seen?
Speaker 7:
that show. I want this one.
Speaker 2:
Have you guys seen that show? I see you.
Speaker 6:
Have you guys seen that show on HBO what? I haven't seen it, but people have talked about it.
Speaker 1:
Where there's like You're getting the first naked. It's called naked attraction.
Speaker 2:
So there's a lady.
Speaker 6:
I'm watching it, filmed in Europe, so there's a bachelorette and there are like four or five dudes naked Noise. They're in like these weird little tubes or something, where it reveals from like their hips down. Just the dicks, just the dicks.
Speaker 1:
So she's going through judging dicks like oh look, how cute that is.
Speaker 6:
And they like and she like judges them, and then she eliminates someone based on their wiener, and then it goes up to like their chest and then she eliminates someone from that and then it goes through their face and she eliminates someone, and so then it's down to like two guys, and then she has to come out in front naked and she picks. And they can decide to accept or not. I want to go on that show, the f*ck. Yeah, that's not a show I've ever signed up for she's going to do it anyway, I'm over
Speaker 4:
it at this point Whatever that's not HBO. Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 5:
That's not a show Like I'm confident in stuff, but like I'm so nervous.
Speaker 1:
I'm not watching it.
Speaker 4:
I wonder if they're flaccid, because that is not going to work. I need to know what we're working with.
Speaker 5:
I want to see both.
Speaker 6:
It's got to be at 77 degrees and I just want to see both, because I want to see what comes out of the shower. You know what I mean. Well, I don't care, flaccid wien, but I also want to see, like, what I'm working with at night or morning. I want to see what I'm working with during the fun times. I guess, I want to see the like everyday times.
Speaker 4:
The flaccid is so ugly every time.
Speaker 6:
I know, but like if they have a decent looking flaccid dick, neck and mora, I would assume that they have a really good looking dick, dick, maybe not, maybe it just barely gets hard enough.
Speaker 1:
So it's still kind of that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6:
So you got to see both. That's true, you got to see both. Yeah, how much of a grower or show are Is he?
Speaker 1:
I don't think they're like hey guys, can you jack it a bit, let's see what's going on. I would wish they would. I want to know, like like she picks a guy, right, yeah, and then they're like oh, oh and they hug Naked. Does he? Yeah, Does he start growing a little bit?
Speaker 4:
I hope so, yeah, if not, then you're not, Then it's not working. Yeah, you're not going to pick that one.
Speaker 6:
So like what kind?
Speaker 5:
of age demographic are we? Are you talking about the in the 20s and 30s, or is it like 50s and 60s?
Speaker 6:
So I haven't watched it, but I feel like I saw something on TikTok where the lady was like 60s, 50s, 60s.
Speaker 4:
Uh-uh.
Speaker 6:
I feel like that's what I saw. I haven't watched the show. I won't because I think my mom has watched it and I won't talk about it.
Speaker 1:
We have to watch at least one episode. Shane, we have to, shane, we have for research purposes.
Speaker 5:
I thought you were going to say that your mom was on an episode and so no, no, no.
Speaker 6:
but Melody has probably watched it, I'm sure of it.
Speaker 4:
but I just but if I tell her she under that Dicks, dicks.
Speaker 6:
Yes, are you kidding? So she's here.
Speaker 1:
So if you were, going to be on the show. Would you want to be one of the four on the tubes?
Speaker 4:
Or the actual picker.
Speaker 6:
I want to be picked. I want to pick, although I'm pretty confident in the way my punani looks. I think I have a cute punani. She's cute, thank you. Wow, she's tidy, tidy, tidy cats.
Speaker 5:
That's a show I wouldn't make. That's my f*cking coochie lips hanging out.
Speaker 1:
But just think you're the guy and you got four. You are down there looking like Looking at ladies. Is it like this?
Speaker 6:
Like there's so many different punani lips, elephant toe Damn Big ol' lips that one's juicy, damn boy. Ew what if it wasn't. I'm not trying to go on a safari here If you were a guy in a tube.
Speaker 5:
Well, it's just covered in hair.
Speaker 4:
And so it's up at your waist.
Speaker 1:
So all she's seeing is your dick. Do you kind of wiggle it? Yeah, are you just standing still? Are you kind of Trying to?
Speaker 4:
do them the same way. Yeah, you're doing the little jiggle jiggle.
Speaker 1:
Just to get it a little.
Speaker 6:
Are you flexing it?
Speaker 4:
Yeah, are you like?
Speaker 6:
Right, right Right.
Speaker 1:
To the, to what she's saying, you know, to a, b, yeah she's asking questions and you give a little.
Speaker 5:
He gives a how you doing.
Speaker 2:
Like a.
Speaker 1:
Like a joint Like a bounce to it. Yeah, Give me one pump for a yes, two for a no.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, what's? What is a girl doing? Like if she's in the tube, it doesn't, can you see?
Speaker 5:
that, though, it doesn't even matter, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1:
It's just there, has a dude. Yeah, as long as it's nice and tidy. It did lin it.
Speaker 5:
We have to attempt to look. Nothing on us is attractive.
Speaker 7:
Nothing. This is kind of attractive, I've said that I don't.
Speaker 5:
I've said that.
Speaker 1:
I've said that there's. That's why she never walks in the bedroom and I'm sprawled out.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, that's not going to end up well for you. That's just gross. It's not going to end up well for you.
Speaker 1:
I've had some really wrinkly balls that are now 47 years old, just flopping over. That's not. That's not. Poor thing that's not I know, and she still bats it around like that. You've got to unstick them from the side of your leg, she does not.
Speaker 6:
She does not do that because he has sensitive nuts.
Speaker 5:
There's his new nickname, right.
Speaker 6:
Tatey's got a pee pee.
Speaker 3:
I think it's leaking.
Speaker 2:
What else?
Speaker 1:
are you talking about I?
Speaker 2:
think it's leaking.
Speaker 1:
You took your headphones on too early, too early. God, now that she's out of the room, now we can talk about the good stuff.
Speaker 6:
Let's see. So what theater productions were you in?
Speaker 5:
Yeah, there was also a theater game Guys and Dolls, the Wizard of Oz, annie, a few good men, south Pacific.
Speaker 6:
Gonna, wash that man right out of my head. No.
Speaker 5:
That one was actually when I started. There was a kind of a break between high school and like community theater in Oklahoma City.
Speaker 6:
Nice.
Speaker 5:
I actually ended up taking somebody's place. They had a health issue and like a week before the show they were trying to replace somebody. I was referred to them. Hey, I know this guy that does this.
Speaker 6:
That's awesome.
Speaker 5:
So I came in and I actually did that for a couple of shows. One was like a week before, another was like nine or ten days before, and ended up with lines.
Speaker 6:
Sweet.
Speaker 5:
That weren't there before.
Speaker 6:
Are you a bass or a baritone? Yes, Good good, good.
Speaker 5:
Excellent, so my voice actually went down a little bit. I had a disc replaced in my neck a little over three years ago. Wow, my voice kind of Changed.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, did it lower, did it.
Speaker 5:
A little bit.
Speaker 6:
Did your range deepen.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, a little bit, but it also kind of shrunk a little bit Wow yeah. Because, I was, I could do tenor one Like I was.
Speaker 6:
Nice.
Speaker 5:
I had a pretty wide range.
Speaker 6:
So when I was in like high school and college. I was alto two tenor like I sang a whole lot with the dudes and then when I was in college I got my tonsils taken out and then I couldn't. I couldn't sing that low.
Speaker 2:
Oh your rap wasn't that perfect. And then I went.
Speaker 6:
She was like oh yeah, pretty much. And then I went I was in I don't know. I was in like Edmond Community Corral or something like that. So I went after Christmas break, after I got my tonsils out, and I was like, oh sh*t, I physically cannot sing these notes. And so I got reevaluated and I was like, oh, soprano one was like. So I went from alto two to soprano one and I didn't know how to what. How do you read that high? I don't know how to read music that high. And now I sing barbershop, now I sing lead, so I don't have to read music at all. It's lovely.
Speaker 5:
I'm Jordan. I'm sorry, I stopped heading you, my bad.
Speaker 6:
Jordan. She'll sing you a song here in a minute.
Speaker 5:
All right, it's going to be my turn. Pea breaks pea breaks.
Speaker 6:
Everybody take a pea break.
Speaker 1:
I will get some scripts. We're going to do some script reading.
Speaker 10:
What's that.
Speaker 2:
Are we acting? Oh yeah, is it recording it?
Speaker 9:
is recording.
Speaker 1:
It is recording. She's noivous, thank goodness, noivous about it. I think, we'll do this one first.
Speaker 6:
I need to pee and I also need to feed the dogs. Let's see, oh my God, okay, so you and Tay-Tay talk about it.
Speaker 1:
I'll have Brian and Taylor do this first scene. Not what happened, why not? You don't have any lines in this right now. I still would like to be part of the conversation.
Speaker 6:
Oh God fine Jesus. Do we have to talk to each other? Taking care of your dogs?
Speaker 1:
Taylor, what do you want for Christmas? Do we have?
Speaker 4:
to talk. Wait, yeah, christmas, that's all we're doing. What Dirty Santa.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I just want to know what you want for Christmas, like if you.
Speaker 4:
If I had a boyfriend?
Speaker 1:
Yeah, so if you were in a relationship, what would you ask your significant other for Christmas?
Speaker 4:
Good question. Uh, I haven't really thought about it.
Speaker 1:
You don't know what you want for.
Speaker 4:
Christmas, I don't need anything.
Speaker 1:
I didn't say need, I said want, you know, hot husband. Ok, you want a hot husband. No, I actually don't want a husband Hmm I would like Some new towels. Hmm, I can get behind that. I love a good. I like a bashee. Yeah, I like the big one.
Speaker 4:
I like and I don't like the thin I want thick that. Yeah, poofy, yeah, just towels.
Speaker 1:
Hmm, I can see why she doesn't have a guy right now.
Speaker 4:
Because I want to have.
Speaker 1:
Really creative. Oh yeah, Money oh yeah, would you want? Money.
Speaker 4:
Well, yeah, yeah, who doesn't?
Speaker 1:
I don't know, there might be some people that.
Speaker 4:
My favorite store is Urban Boondocks.
Speaker 1:
Urban Boondocks.
Speaker 4:
I like their gift cards.
Speaker 1:
What do they sell there? Like hippie clothes. Oh.
Speaker 4:
And purses and jewelry. Ok, where's that at?
Speaker 1:
It's in Yukon off of Route 66. Route 66.
Speaker 4:
It's a local Get your kicks. I like local things too, you know like.
Speaker 1:
Honey, local honey, Local honey I like I like Art.
Speaker 2:
Art. What the f*ck just happened. What was that? Goddamn, your poster fell or something. What are my?
Speaker 4:
comics fell. God, that was a sign. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:
Goddamn, that was a sign. I like artwork.
Speaker 1:
Good thing it's in, you know.
Speaker 4:
It was your X-Men. That's weird. That would fall down. Was it a ghost?
Speaker 1:
I don't know, maybe I hope they all don't fall down now.
Speaker 5:
I know.
Speaker 4:
I know I feel like I'm I forgot what your eyes looked like. Daytime and nighttime. I forgot what your eyes looked like. You look so different. Ok, let's see.
Speaker 3:
There's the whole pupil and an iron you have f*cking eyeballs. You have eyeballs.
Speaker 9:
My God, it's white to your eyes. Do you have 2020?
Speaker 6:
It's like when Dwight Yocum doesn't wear a hat. I'm like who the f*ck?
Speaker 4:
is Dwight Yocum. You're like God gross. And you're like, oh, oh, that's Dwight Yocum.
Speaker 1:
Here's our first little scene and you can read along if you want.
Speaker 6:
Oh, but I'm not in the scene. That's what I said earlier. That was a scene. If you changed your mind, OK.
Speaker 1:
So Taylor read the pink Pink, brian read the blue. Ok, you can kind of read it over real quick. Let me introduce this little segment. All right, here we go. We're doing a little bit of scene reading. Brian will be good at this. Taylor, we'll suck, but that's.
Speaker 6:
OK, is this one of those where it's probably a movie I haven't seen?
Speaker 1:
That's what exactly it is Movies that. Casey has not seen.
Speaker 4:
And we're going to shame her for it.
Speaker 1:
OK, all right, are you guys ready? Yes, ma'am and action.
Speaker 7:
Oh.
Speaker 5:
Cut. You got to take the glasses off to see which one's pink.
Speaker 4:
I thought we were reading the black part.
Speaker 1:
OK, I'll read that black part. Ok, here we go.
Speaker 4:
You can't just sit at the top and not read it.
Speaker 1:
Hold on, I'll do it.
Speaker 5:
Let me get the right the words are on the page, I'm going to say them.
Speaker 1:
Airport bus arrives, stewardess Elaine Dickinson steps off. Camera follows Elaine as she walks to terminal building.
Speaker 7:
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Speaker 5:
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Speaker 7:
No, the white zone is for loading and unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.
Speaker 5:
The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There is never stopping in the white zone.
Speaker 7:
Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.
Speaker 5:
Listen, Betty, don't start with your white zone. sh*t again. f*ck off and cut.
Speaker 2:
Insane, very nice how movie is this Well done.
Speaker 1:
Well done, we're not going to give that away yet we're not there.
Speaker 4:
yet I'm dropping it.
Speaker 1:
We're still going. All right, here we go Next scene.
Speaker 2:
Same movie.
Speaker 5:
Round two.
Speaker 1:
Let's see how many parts I have in this one.
Speaker 6:
Three, nope Four Wait.
Speaker 1:
One, two.
Speaker 6:
I see three different speaking colors.
Speaker 1:
Yep, there is.
Speaker 6:
Okay, so Jesus Colorblind.
Speaker 1:
Casey you're going to read, mrs Schiff, brian is going to read for Randy and. Taylor is going to read the green part.
Speaker 6:
Green. Is it green? Huh, okay, got it, yep, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1:
Interior passenger cabin night Dude is holding on to the car Interior passenger cabin night Dude is holding his stomach in pain.
Speaker 5:
Can I get something for you?
Speaker 3:
Can't f*ck why it's over.
Speaker 5:
Sorry, I don't understand, I guess let's cut, let's start.
Speaker 1:
I'll read the cues again because I think it's funny. Okay here we go.
Speaker 5:
She got lost it on that one.
Speaker 1:
I know, and here we go. Interior passenger cabin night Dude is holding his stomach in pain. Randy approaches.
Speaker 5:
Can I get something for you?
Speaker 4:
Can't f*ck why it's over. Can't f*ck why it's over. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can I draw?
Speaker 1:
a couple Couple wall 지난. I'm sorry, I don't understand. A middle-aged woman is seated behind dudes.
Speaker 6:
I can speak Jive. He said he's in great pain and wants to know if you can help him.
Speaker 5:
What's up, look, marketers deal with your축 Production to review videos.
Speaker 6:
That seems cutest and neat as I mean, Is she going to dance with Kiev? No, oh awesome. I don't know why there's an. She made it out.
Speaker 2:
Oh, my God, god Wow I know what movie it is.
Speaker 6:
I'm glad we got through that one.
Speaker 1:
What just happened?
Speaker 5:
What happened, taylorbug, didn't? She got like spontaneously combusted over here.
Speaker 2:
Oh my God.
Speaker 5:
It's gonna get messy.
Speaker 6:
Airplane. I know this one.
Speaker 1:
Yes, great job. What did she win? Nothing.
Speaker 6:
See, we need to clarify what's happening in that night.
Speaker 4:
You're gonna get finger in the butthole.
Speaker 6:
Probably not. We've also had that conversation.
Speaker 5:
You have to have that conversation.
Speaker 1:
Do you want to read along with this one? This is their. Them two are doing this scene, then we are gonna do the next one. Yes, alright, so Taylor, you're reading pink. Brian is reading blue.
Speaker 4:
There's two papers, new scene, new movie. I know, is this what it's really like? Is this real life?
Speaker 1:
acting yeah when you're. Do you have to?
Speaker 3:
memorize it. Yeah, I couldn't do that.
Speaker 4:
I have a very small brain.
Speaker 5:
There's a whole lot of work that goes in before you do the other, prep it.
Speaker 1:
Am I wanked? Yeah, you're wanked Also it's. They're really done in like Most of the time kind of shorter scenes, so it's not like the whole scene. Yeah, it's not like. And then yeah, and sometimes you get. That makes sense. You'll get your sides that morning on set.
Speaker 3:
What.
Speaker 1:
That sides and they'll be printed kind of smaller About that big, and so you can. You've already read through the script, but these are just used to kind of. Job, your memory a little bit, a little bit, yeah. So between when they say cut, you'll have some A little bit of waiting time, you can read through the sides and all that, so you do have most of it kind of memorized. Okay, here we go. Oh, there's no, there's no actions or anything I need to talk about. We're just starting on it and Action.
Speaker 5:
It always works at home. Yeah well, have me over for dinner some year and prove it Meantime, pay up $1,148 times two. I don't have that kind of money.
Speaker 4:
Jack, I didn't hear that.
Speaker 5:
Wang, I'm just a poor.
Speaker 4:
Chinese Wang. You're in a restaurant, that's more than, me. Oh yeah, right, I mean I don't have that kind of money on me. That's what I thought you meant.
Speaker 5:
Where's your truck parked, Jack? First I have to go somewhere, Jack.
Speaker 4:
No, you don't. Yeah, I do. So how about we meet at my restaurant in a few hours? You know, I pay the money then.
Speaker 5:
You pay the money when you gotta go.
Speaker 4:
The airport.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, right over my dead body.
Speaker 4:
If need be.
Speaker 5:
I'll follow you.
Speaker 4:
You don't trust me after all these years. That makes me sad, Jack.
Speaker 5:
It reminds me of an old Chinese joke.
Speaker 4:
Save it, I'll give you a lift, just get in the truck.
Speaker 5:
You were going to follow me, jack, I know.
Speaker 1:
Then I came to my senses In scene.
Speaker 4:
Very nice, I think I know the movie. Was I supposed to be Asian?
Speaker 1:
Yes, you don't have to, okay, and then, I'll give you a little one page. If you guys want to read along, follow along. There. You go A little one page here and Action. Can I ask you a serious question?
Speaker 6:
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1:
Well then, would you ever consider just jumping into?
Speaker 6:
Sure, but never with a person in your condition.
Speaker 1:
What's wrong with my condition?
Speaker 6:
Try standing down when, where I am, it's.
Speaker 1:
Miller. Time Before Jack can take a spectacular shot back at this girl. Something comes between them. Three shady, these kids with boom and chew beard, ski vest jeans and heavy duty black engineer boots, carving their own freeway through the crowd, shoving people aside hey.
Speaker 6:
Don't what Lords of Death street gang punks from Chinatown. This isn't good. What are they doing here?
Speaker 1:
What are you doing here? They got relatives too. You know People to meet, places to go.
Speaker 6:
They're assholes, nc they're assholes.
Speaker 1:
Is this Ching Chong Wing Weng and Billy Ray Cyrus.
Speaker 6:
I can't.
Speaker 1:
What is?
Speaker 6:
Ching Chong Wing Weng Is this Billy?
Speaker 5:
Ray Cyrus she's gonna switch it up.
Speaker 6:
And Ching.
Speaker 1:
Chong Wing Weng. Big trouble, little China.
Speaker 6:
Billy Ray Cyrus. That's what I said. No, stupid, I hate that movie so f*cking much I never watched it. Don't Save that many minutes of your life and don't do it what You've never seen, that. Don't Ching Chong Wing Weng Weng, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Speaker 1:
I'm trying to see how we could do these. I didn't have time to highlight the different parts.
Speaker 6:
We can read. We can read.
Speaker 1:
Let me see.
Speaker 6:
Can you read though?
Speaker 7:
No.
Speaker 5:
Apparently only bodies.
Speaker 6:
I don't know.
Speaker 1:
This might be too. This might be too.
Speaker 6:
Too risky.
Speaker 1:
Advanced. Well, no, it'd just be easier to follow along with what things highlighted.
Speaker 6:
You underestimate our capacity to read.
Speaker 1:
I don't know about her capacity to read the correct just her over.
Speaker 5:
there Words are hard.
Speaker 6:
Words is hard.
Speaker 1:
She's a little.
Speaker 6:
A little what.
Speaker 1:
She's a little.
Speaker 4:
Why did you scream that? Whoa Damn.
Speaker 1:
I do think we ought to do TikTok videos now. Yes, yeah, we got some bangers in there and I think we'll have a good time.
Speaker 5:
Ready? It might be the only human being not on TikTok.
Speaker 6:
Oh, brian, you're missing out.
Speaker 5:
I see videos People still send me. I see them.
Speaker 4:
I just yeah memes 90% of my communication with people is memes and videos.
Speaker 5:
Yes, at least you're aware of what TikTok has to offer.
Speaker 6:
Oh yes, I'm so ready.
Speaker 4:
Ginger. I never f*cked a ginger, by the way. I did, you did.
Speaker 5:
Don't lie.
Speaker 3:
You meant to say that twice, you had ginger, I did, I'm going to do a new music for the TikTok video intros.
Speaker 1:
She says and I think I'll do that during our little off season Come up with some good TikTok video music.
Speaker 4:
You could probably use like Geraldine or something, geraldine or that might be.
Speaker 1:
I do have I do have a little intro. It's still a TikTok video, but an intro to the TikTok bachelors, yes. So that will be at the very beginning of the video. So we're going to do that again too.
Speaker 5:
That definitely needs to happen.
Speaker 1:
Okay, here we go yeah.
Speaker 5:
She's on board.
Speaker 7:
I'm scared. What little piece of hair Suck a ma.
Speaker 6:
suck a ma co*ck. What the f*ck Suck a ma co*ck? Why did he have a kazoo in?
Speaker 5:
his mouth. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4:
I don't know.
Speaker 5:
Is it smoking a zoo?
Speaker 1:
I want to be a part of that family so bad you are part of that family.
Speaker 6:
I was like wow. I made up a song Suck a ma co*ck. We were on our way home and I really had to poop.
Speaker 1:
It was a Christmas song.
Speaker 6:
Oh, it was Carol the Bells. It was Carol the Bells. I changed the words. I have to poop.
Speaker 1:
But she gets mad when I do it On a Christmas song. But she can't do it.
Speaker 4:
I like the real, where the ladies garage had the stick on her. There was something for you.
Speaker 6:
She was like what is this?
Speaker 1:
What is this All right? Here we go. Suck a ma, suck a ma co*ck. What the f*ck.
Speaker 10:
Suck a ma co*ck. Ah, yes, I'm doing my part. I'm doing my part. I didn't do f*cking.
Speaker 5:
I should have Every group project that was me yesterday.
Speaker 6:
Shanky, can you turn that?
Speaker 5:
up. Can you turn that up in my headphones? Thank you, I love this one yeah it is.
Speaker 1:
Is that good?
Speaker 5:
Yeah, that's good, thank you.
Speaker 3:
Hello.
Speaker 5:
She carries a job. I love it. I don't know. It's the shoulder pads for me.
Speaker 6:
Right, yeah.
Speaker 4:
I'm going to ask you to sing one today.
Speaker 6:
One today. Let me say one today. Why have you never sang in it?
Speaker 1:
I had to save it. I didn't want to spoil it.
Speaker 2:
I was singing it, I was singing it.
Speaker 1:
I was doing it today, but I was trying to do it quietly. Oh my God.
Speaker 5:
I've seen what Laban's done on this. What the f*ck.
Speaker 9:
That's amazing. My word will not return void.
Speaker 1:
It will go to that which it was sent and it will prosper. But life and joy in the Well if that prospered.
Speaker 9:
At that time, the nature of God.
Speaker 5:
Hallelujah.
Speaker 3:
And bread for eating will also provide and multiply.
Speaker 9:
That's the opening of the winners of that one. Oh, you have, silly, act the cream. The cream thing established under the the force, the spiritual force of the force.
Speaker 3:
Huh, the spiritual power.
Speaker 5:
Smell. My, it's Joey, do you think? Smell the fart. Awkward pause there.
Speaker 6:
Do you think? Do you think the good Lord in heaven laughs at fart jokes? f*ck yeah.
Speaker 4:
He made us fart.
Speaker 1:
My Lord does. My Lord's a gassy Lord.
Speaker 4:
He gave us a bottle for a reason Our God is a flatulet.
Speaker 1:
God, I don't think that angels are actually playing trumpets. It's just farts.
Speaker 3:
It's just bottles.
Speaker 5:
As we even speak, I smell heaven.
Speaker 8:
Oh no, if God's gonna send a bird, he'll send a bird oh my God, oh my goodness, somebody spent way too much time lining this up, shane.
Speaker 2:
What was her name?
Speaker 6:
Hold on before you move on. What was her name? That was on the channel what? What baby?
Speaker 5:
I just went limp, oh baby.
Speaker 6:
I'm so sorry. Oh God, he's broken.
Speaker 4:
He did go limp. I'm gonna do that again. Oh God, we're having issues. I'm not helping. I've been in this position before and it didn't end well.
Speaker 6:
Brian, it happens to everybody, it's okay.
Speaker 3:
It's not that coming, it's not gonna happen to everybody. It is a big deal. It is a big deal.
Speaker 6:
Oh, I like that, shane, you broke it bro.
Speaker 4:
It pulled down too, early yeah that was too early man.
Speaker 5:
All right, try it now All right, don't tell so hard.
Speaker 6:
Don't tell it, it's cute again, I know. So okay.
Speaker 5:
I was like oh, oh, hello.
Speaker 6:
There was a lady that was on the church channel and she had the big-ass hair and the absurd outfits. What was her name? Oh, oh, you know what I'm talking about Julian. Is it something Baker.
Speaker 1:
Oh Tammy.
Speaker 4:
Faye Baker, I was still on the power crash.
Speaker 6:
She had a really bad nose job 16 pounds of makeup on. Yeah, yeah, and 98 pounds of hairspray.
Speaker 5:
And a perm in 1983, said was amazing, oh man.
Speaker 6:
In 2017. 90's are back. I hope 80's come back.
Speaker 5:
No, it's coming back with the guys and mullets and permanent mullets, but not okay. It wasn't okay then.
Speaker 1:
Did you learn nothing from us?
Speaker 4:
No, I could do without the mullets for sure. Have you seen yours, lynn? I have, he's growing it all out.
Speaker 9:
Okay, you go a little further. You get the one God's for you, he's with you, and then the last biggie God's in you.
Speaker 5:
Oh, man, man, I knew.
Speaker 3:
I wanted to burn you.
Speaker 2:
That was wet.
Speaker 9:
Oh man, remember, those heavens were shut up because the pink were shut up.
Speaker 2:
That's going to itch when it dries.
Speaker 5:
It's all the way.
Speaker 9:
The fingers. God has something better than where you are right now, and there a place in him as the Hallelujah. Wow. Light, oh my God.
Speaker 6:
I love it. I can't tell if Brian's offended or what. To open up those heavens.
Speaker 5:
Shoo Hallelujah.
Speaker 3:
Hallelujah Shoo.
Speaker 5:
Somebody spent, like they spent days on that. They're like hold on, they're flipping through clips and he's going, and they're going that one right there.
Speaker 6:
We got to clip that one, move that one over. They got to figure out which fart.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, I mean days of their life gone.
Speaker 9:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
Hallelujah.
Speaker 6:
I think they are well-smithed.
Speaker 1:
Well-smithed. I love those.
Speaker 6:
And you know what? The good Lord gave him the talent To do it.
Speaker 1:
The good Lord on command.
Speaker 6:
No, not today. Buddy, oh boy, oh, that would happen to me for sure.
Speaker 3:
You lost your fans.
Speaker 1:
He said no, no.
Speaker 8:
He didn't even dive good Like what was he doing? I?
Speaker 5:
can't dive without my fans. It's just not going to look right.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, it should.
Speaker 2:
I can't watch me get home. Good, I like to go brother.
Speaker 5:
Not just like, he didn't just like slip out of them. They moved backwards and he went like knees first and he went into the concrete.
Speaker 1:
So like him, To go back to another conversation, I think he gets hit by JFK's magic bullet.
Speaker 4:
He does.
Speaker 1:
He's still flying around somewhere.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, and he's fixing to get just. I mean, whatever he's strapped he's got between his legs too.
Speaker 6:
All those people watching yeah, Like he. Only he doesn't jump. He just like gets on his tippy toes, he just falls. You just have to step off, that's all you got to do
Speaker 1:
One more time.
Speaker 5:
One more time please, it's not that hard Like just step off, dude.
Speaker 1:
Take one step, one f*cking step, jerry.
Speaker 5:
The guy on the cruise like oh, I got to stand over the. And look at him Like what are you going to do from up there? Nothing.
Speaker 4:
He's like f*cking Christ.
Speaker 1:
Jerry we told you just step off.
Speaker 5:
This is why you can't have nice things. This is why we don't take you places. You're swimming back.
Speaker 1:
Jerry, I told you flippers yeah.
Speaker 6:
I told you you needed flippers that were a little bit smaller, Jerry.
Speaker 1:
I told you 10 and a half.
Speaker 6:
Jerry.
Speaker 1:
You're not a 10 and a half, gerald, you're a nine On your best day.
Speaker 5:
Oh God, I think this is.
Speaker 1:
Jerry, I think this is Jerry this was the prep.
Speaker 6:
That's my boyfriend. What's happening?
Speaker 5:
This has got to be the first person on her dating show?
Speaker 2:
Oh no.
Speaker 3:
No.
Speaker 1:
Damn it, Jerry. It was just like the flippers, Jerry.
Speaker 5:
How hard is a trampoline to operate? You stand in a spot and you jump.
Speaker 6:
But that's Jerry with a G. Oh yeah, g or R, it is the f*ck.
Speaker 5:
The only thing that would have made that funnier is if he'd have fallen and hit where a stud was.
Speaker 3:
Like he needed to.
Speaker 5:
Just rolls over and looks at you like oh stars.
Speaker 6:
Can we take a minute to appreciate his really cool dragon tattoo?
Speaker 5:
Yeah, there is nothing that that man could do. That would be cool in his lifetime.
Speaker 6:
He peaked with his tattoo.
Speaker 5:
I don't care if he's got like this ridiculous full you know, full sleeve, full sleeve, full back tattoo. That's amazing, no, so then?
Speaker 6:
here's. Let's make a story for Jerry with a G. Did Jerry with a G get the dragon tattoo when he was kind of cool?
Speaker 5:
No 18. Yeah, If you have that in you, you've never been cool, In fact I think.
Speaker 1:
In fact, I think Jerry With a G Is a guy that typically tuxes T-shirts into his shorts.
Speaker 6:
Oh yeah, see, maybe if he had tucked his shirt he would have been able to he might have landed that.
Speaker 5:
It's the black socks with the brown sandals.
Speaker 1:
He might have landed this.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, I really appreciated the way his hands the Fanny, now we get a.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, now we get a.
Speaker 1:
That's not a dragon Like where's the f*cking head?
Speaker 6:
Is it a?
Speaker 1:
What is that? Is it?
Speaker 6:
a griffin.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, I don't know, maybe it's a flying dragon.
Speaker 5:
Oh, but let's, let's also appreciate the fact that he dove head first into a wall.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, and his glasses stayed on. Yeah, yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 1:
Because the glasses are too small for this.
Speaker 5:
I know, those flippers came off.
Speaker 1:
I'm not making the same statement. Give me the junior glasses please.
Speaker 6:
I'll name my papers Peapers.
Speaker 2:
Hey look, hi monkey.
Speaker 3:
Hi monkey Jesus.
Speaker 6:
Where was the bleep on that one? Shave my heavens to Betsy, who f*cking put that in here.
Speaker 1:
That's wrong Did.
Speaker 5:
I put that video in here.
Speaker 1:
Oh, I'm sorry Wow.
Speaker 6:
No, you're not. Let me rewind that. His face here, his face.
Speaker 7:
Hey look.
Speaker 5:
That can't be the first time he's opened that on the toy. Like it can't be.
Speaker 4:
What the f*ck. Oh you can sh*t while you're riding.
Speaker 5:
I sent this one to my wife the other day. I did.
Speaker 1:
This is going to be our new bidet. Our bidet is going to be a scooter power net.
Speaker 7:
Is this your old Christmas kiss?
Speaker 5:
Listen, my in-laws bought me one of those and they have those and I made fun of them and then I used it.
Speaker 4:
A bidet and I was like mm, that's nice, it's the best they have them too.
Speaker 1:
We love bidets. You're in a house of fellow bougie buttholes.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, you didn't use the bidet.
Speaker 5:
No.
Speaker 6:
Feel free.
Speaker 5:
I can't Well not here. I did it in my in-laws.
Speaker 4:
You don't use it at strangers' houses.
Speaker 5:
Whatever?
Speaker 4:
Whatever I'm not shy.
Speaker 6:
I have an equal opportunity, pooper.
Speaker 5:
I am.
Speaker 6:
And you flush it. What the f*ck? Yes, yo, I want that, I want that, oh no, christmas music for everyone.
Speaker 4:
And most of all a happy Christmas, Mary.
Speaker 6:
What's her name? Kareehe Mette. Kareehe Mette Mernah.
Speaker 4:
New Dorf right now singing.
Speaker 6:
Ludorf was the last name. Ludorf, excuse me. Oh boy, this is going to be so good.
Speaker 4:
Kirk and Maddie.
Speaker 7:
Oh God.
Speaker 5:
I almost feel like the tall one is like mouthing. Help me Like.
Speaker 6:
Like twice. If you're in danger, please help me.
Speaker 1:
I f*cking hate my mom f*cking, mom f*cking mom bitch. My boyfriends out there watching this f*cking sh*t and you seem like a f*ckhead.
Speaker 3:
She just stopped singing.
Speaker 10:
On the mountain Over the hills and everywhere.
Speaker 4:
Oh my God.
Speaker 1:
They're so excited.
Speaker 4:
Why did they wear their hair like that?
Speaker 1:
Actually I think mom here just found out her daughter is a whor* f*cking a black dude. Pretty sure that's where she is.
Speaker 5:
That's where you go.
Speaker 4:
That's where I went. She realizes she's never org*smed in her life.
Speaker 6:
Tell me about these eyebrows.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, they kind of match her. They look like Mandy Ptankin in, like an Elmo, like a Sesame Street movie.
Speaker 1:
I'm gonna say, when she takes her eyeglasses off, her eyebrows go with them. They probably do.
Speaker 5:
I'm sure I don't know if they're part of the framework, I'll screw the grouchy's mom. I'll screw the grouchy's mom.
Speaker 6:
I'm gonna show this video to ladies in chorus and say this is why we smile when we say yeah, this is my happy face. Yes, hey, linda, this is what you look like.
Speaker 1:
And this chick over here. You know the one lyric you're singing. Why do you have to read it? It's like she has a cue card off to the side. She's nervous.
Speaker 5:
She's looking at her boyfriend going. I promise you, this is not going to be an everyday thing.
Speaker 4:
I'm gonna suck your dick, don't worry.
Speaker 1:
Trayvon, don't worry, trayvon Demarcus.
Speaker 6:
It's a great time to get chained.
Speaker 4:
She looks like she's in pain. Canceled. She does look in pain. Somebody's beating her.
Speaker 6:
She is missing out on getting fingered for the first time to do this with her mouth.
Speaker 2:
I usually get finger bandage church. To do this with her mouth or her mom? Mom, I said her mom.
Speaker 6:
Okay. Do you think her tiny little mouth can take care of Trayvon?
Speaker 3:
I don't think so that's not a little mouth.
Speaker 6:
There's no way. Come on what that mouth do she? Looked nothing good.
Speaker 5:
Wow, she looked like she was having the greatest time ever.
Speaker 6:
What the hell, what the f*ck is happening? Where is the wiener, so big?
Speaker 5:
That's a murder charge right there.
Speaker 3:
Cocoa gadget dog. Cocoa gadget dog.
Speaker 4:
Somebody's hand came back.
Speaker 1:
I'm so confused.
Speaker 7:
Taylor's picking that guy on naked and attraction You're like I want that guy.
Speaker 1:
You know how we know this is bullsh*t.
Speaker 5:
Can you do karate with it?
Speaker 1:
We know this is bullsh*t because this guy is Asian. That's true, that's not happening.
Speaker 6:
We know your tricks, what kind of flexing is he doing?
Speaker 4:
Can you chop wood?
Speaker 9:
Can you chop wood?
Speaker 5:
Oh Do it again, do it again, do it again. How do you convince your friend to hold the board?
Speaker 1:
Yeah, and then if you see he's like no, put it down here, yeah.
Speaker 5:
The top hand's going towards it.
Speaker 6:
He's like no, let me pull it back real quick, like it's hanging at the bottom of his pants, casey. I'm so concerned.
Speaker 4:
Boom, oh my.
Speaker 5:
The most wow.
Speaker 2:
Make sure it's all low oh no, what the f*ck.
Speaker 3:
Oh, wow, oh Make sure it's all low, Is it, hey Bob? Is that a low? Oh my God.
Speaker 1:
And it's always white people that do this sh*t. Of course it is Always. We're f*cking stupid.
Speaker 4:
Tom David.
Speaker 3:
He said Make sure it's all low, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:
Sorry, I didn't do it yet. You mean low, now or before.
Speaker 5:
Roll on two, roll on two. Did he wet the sponge? Oh sh*t Right.
Speaker 4:
I don't think he did. I don't think he did. He dropped like he did.
Speaker 2:
He got the caption.
Speaker 1:
He got rebooted real quick, yeah the caption dude got factory reset. He sure did.
Speaker 3:
That was a control. Well, delete real quick.
Speaker 6:
That was.
Speaker 5:
We're going to have to go through all those updates again. He's going to have to restart.
Speaker 1:
System restore.
Speaker 6:
He's an iOS one. Wow, I'm.
Speaker 5:
Ruby. Yeah, this is why you don't just repeat what, because it was the last. The kids laugh in the back.
Speaker 6:
Do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again.
Speaker 4:
Hey.
Speaker 5:
Can we also just take it time to go Okay, look, champion, is a big brand now. That got you beat up when we were in school. Right, I cannot handle it, right.
Speaker 6:
I cannot handle it.
Speaker 5:
Those were like four dollar Walmart special hoodies and like the 90s right 90s right that got you beat up if you wore anything. Champion, you were the poor kid yeah, and now they're like $90 for a hoodie that we were embarrassed to.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, so like we would put stickers and sh*t over. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:
So what is you like? I think I can pick that off, like I think, yeah, oh this is not embroidered on cool.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I'd rather have a sticker over it that said I poop today, not champion.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, what that is, molly.
Speaker 1:
J.
Speaker 5:
Did she take after you 100%.
Speaker 1:
Amplified.
Speaker 5:
You're getting what you.
Speaker 6:
You get what you.
Speaker 4:
Big time. She's so mean.
Speaker 5:
You know you can be mean back right.
Speaker 1:
Getting the hot hardball day out.
Speaker 6:
You should see what else.
Speaker 5:
If it's not like that in our 80s, I don't want it.
Speaker 1:
If it's not like that in our 80s. I want to die in my son, yeah you should see what else you can do.
Speaker 6:
That's a lot, dude. It's like getting thousands of flu shots. Your mom's sweating a little bit right now. I'm getting a little dizzy. Yeah, we're gonna stop.
Speaker 3:
I'll miss you Maybe.
Speaker 5:
And not the kid going. You let her fall and she snaps her neck, as you might be.
Speaker 10:
Out in public and just taking a minute to get your hand and just shove it down back, your trousers Get stuck in there. I went all right, good, f*cking scratch. And then even better, that ain't right.
Speaker 4:
I wish he was my grandpa.
Speaker 5:
And it's the grin. Yeah, it's taking a nice little whiff of this right. Scratch and get it stuck in there, oh my god not the drip to.
Speaker 1:
Okay, I know Thanksgiving's happened already, but only We'll make sure to play this next Thanksgiving for all the family.
Speaker 5:
This is to balance out all the people that decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving. Thank you, yes, I'm talking to you, tara.
Speaker 1:
And Her side of the family.
Speaker 4:
But not, but not you, that was. He won't let me.
Speaker 1:
The day after f*cking Halloween, not kidding.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, I refuse, I refuse to acknowledge it. She put everything up and my kids are like oh, look at the Christmas lights. I'm like what lights?
Speaker 1:
what do you know?
Speaker 5:
I don't see anything, don't say anything, hey after Thanksgiving I'm like look what your mom did. She did all this in a day.
Speaker 6:
It's magic magic.
Speaker 5:
Here we go. My wife calls me a lot of names. They're all deserved.
Speaker 10:
All right, I'm making for a side of beef. There's a cell at the fish market. It ain't Thanksgiving without to me.
Speaker 5:
Even her, she's like.
Speaker 10:
If you want to get a little fruity, I'll feed your graves right off the vine. That's sweet. Thanksgiving is the bus time of year. Wash it down with some tang in a beer. Don't forget to drop a nut in the fire.
Speaker 3:
I know you're a little bit of a fan of the show.
Speaker 5:
What? Why does she look like she's constipated the whole time?
Speaker 1:
she's saying that's too Geraldine's. That's Geraldine's. Look right there.
Speaker 5:
That's just what she's got. That's a lot of food references.
Speaker 4:
You always dropping out in the pie.
Speaker 6:
I love Geraldine's. I want her to come to Christmas.
Speaker 10:
Oh, thanksgiving Is good, it's good.
Speaker 5:
There's a second verse.
Speaker 10:
She's excited. Oh, I'll set the corner. Go get a watermelon sugar. Oh, yeah, I'm need to. Macaroni needs a stern and a pot. Oh, I got an. All you can eat. Oh, and I think you're gonna like it.
Speaker 5:
I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 10:
Watch it down with some tang in a beer.
Speaker 5:
This is the girl from the earlier video when she grew up. Let's get that same.
Speaker 10:
It's good. Oh my god for the way your sausage tastes. Oh, my blessings.
Speaker 5:
Whoever?
Speaker 10:
And don't forget to drop a oh thanks.
Speaker 1:
My goal for next season is get Geraldine on the podcast. And do a live performance of one of the songs.
Speaker 5:
That was special. That's one of those ones you send to people and it's like I had to see this. So so do you.
Speaker 6:
So the first time he showed us Geraldine I was real confused. Like is this chick legit? Like does she? Does she seriously think she's that good? Oh?
Speaker 5:
It's Pat from the old set.
Speaker 6:
I'm not enough, I'm good.
Speaker 1:
I like my her. Her take-talk account is Geraldine comedy, so she is very aware.
Speaker 6:
Gosh, she's funny sh*t. Take me the pound town, take me away. No, do you know she can?
Speaker 4:
get us with a clean view sure yeah. Hunter hunter in Jordan went he was like at your own bars.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, he went to criteria and then we went out bar hop, you were downtown.
Speaker 4:
I went to the collective but you went out, I didn't go like. You didn't go to Kyrie ugly 930, did you even go out? Right after work and then Look at you.
Speaker 1:
So she bought the shot and she's expecting something.
Speaker 3:
Oh no oh, no, oh no.
Speaker 5:
That'll really mess you up. It was a tax time.
Speaker 6:
First, of the 15th.
Speaker 5:
Oh, it must have just got the rebate, why?
Speaker 6:
stop hitting your dick oh.
Speaker 1:
You want to talk sh*t to me? Look at this. I'll hit my own dick, I'll even pick up us?
Speaker 6:
Oh no.
Speaker 5:
This is a you didn't understand it when someone said beat it, be like that's not what they meant guys, drugs are bad. You tell me to close this gate, like.
Speaker 6:
Like some more.
Speaker 2:
Hey, what are you?
Speaker 6:
Can I, brian, can I get you anything?
Speaker 5:
I'm good, thank you.
Speaker 4:
Watch her like water in take a water water.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, do not continue without me.
Speaker 4:
You don't want a cell service.
Speaker 5:
She's not preaching, so you got to wait until she makes a motion with her hand and goes Little crop dusting.
Speaker 7:
Oh.
Speaker 1:
So few weekends ago. You know me and our brothers. We go up to how. What am I trying to say?
Speaker 4:
the yeah.
Speaker 1:
Tulsa to the old toy show vintage toys show. Yeah, and work at my back home and we stopped at a gas station to get, go and get some red you know snacks and a little la you who or something right home.
Speaker 1:
You and Hunter and Eric are out of the car. The going in, I'm stepping out, I go. Hey, dan, you want anything inside? He goes now. I already got a drink right here, I'm good. And as I'm getting out of the car, before I close a car door and shut him in, shutting man with the fart and I locked the windows before he could roll down.
Speaker 5:
You know what I do to my wife when we're driving down the road. If I bust one in the car, I roll her window down so the smell. I save it for the real rancid ones, though. Oh, thank you very much.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, may we continue. You may continue now.
Speaker 6:
Do I miss something? Good, oh boy, read it out loud me as a girlfriend. Come over with tacos and we can watch a movie on Netflix. Are you asking for next Netflix and chill, I'm asking for tacos and dick. Yes, yes, also, when I say, feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty, that's what I mean.
Speaker 9:
Talk to the dick what.
Speaker 6:
Who and what? What is it someone, I know? No, it's a new one. Taylor, you got new dick.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, what off camera.
Speaker 6:
Oh my god, I am upset with you turn the camera away from her.
Speaker 3:
Stop it.
Speaker 6:
The tacos were so good.
Speaker 5:
Oh, I can't wait wait younger than the other way we can. Are you gonna get around to?
Speaker 7:
Today, today today tonight.
Speaker 5:
It's like yes, like like round two today, or just round two in general wait what is round to me.
Speaker 6:
Like are you gonna see him again?
Speaker 4:
Yeah, I think man the same day.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, did you wait? Did you see him today?
Speaker 2:
This was the other day no Thursday. It was.
Speaker 4:
Thursday, but not here, thinking it's a new one.
Speaker 5:
Multiple dates on Thursday. Let's dig into this. Let's have questions about Taylor, taylor. So how many guys did you have on Thursday?
Speaker 6:
No, no, really, taylor. How many guys did you have on Thursday? Why did you not tell me about it, and I'm really upset with you multiple.
Speaker 5:
That doesn't answer the question. I waited until 12. Oh, one, so there's an M.
Speaker 6:
There's an M, is it not M? No, and it's not be no. What's this one? Hey, hey, aaron, no.
Speaker 1:
No, okay, let's.
Speaker 6:
Really I'm. I am hurt that I was not informed, that's all what she do gonna send you video. No, she text me, she tells me what's happening.
Speaker 5:
So he just raised his leg.
Speaker 6:
Girl, look at this position. You ever heard of the Eiffel Tower?
Speaker 5:
my hip hurts got this calendar and we just scratched us off. We try something new.
Speaker 2:
Grace what he's in.
Speaker 1:
Then did he look like this oh, I'm gonna say okay, all right, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5:
I'm gonna say not if she's going back for round two.
Speaker 6:
I'm so excited. Yes, I love her, that's.
Speaker 1:
Okay, let me. Let me introduce this clip real quick and I want to say I am so f*cking happy I never had to do the f*cking elf on the shelf.
Speaker 4:
Oh, I'm doing that right now.
Speaker 1:
Jesus Christ, because this sh*t right here, I would kick my kids out of the house. I don't care if they're four. I don't give a sh*t, my god, here we go.
Speaker 6:
Oh no, they have the elf.
Speaker 10:
Oh no I thought somebody got hurt.
Speaker 6:
I don't know if mom's don't realize it. What the f*ck.
Speaker 3:
I've had to do that the other day. Oh my god, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4:
So you're accidentally hit it when he was riding the scooter and it was on the Christmas tree, the side of his arm, full panic.
Speaker 5:
She yelling. He can't fly anymore.
Speaker 4:
Yes, he can't fly back to the North Pole.
Speaker 1:
You got to touch. Show me where you touch.
Speaker 4:
I said, no, it was accident. So it's fine if it's an accident, and so then Molly's like accident if I get this pin, can I touch the elf? I'm like stop.
Speaker 6:
How old are your kids?
Speaker 5:
mine right uh 19, 13 and 11 god damn, they're big. I'm old.
Speaker 1:
Your nephews are 26 and 23.
Speaker 4:
I know what I expected would be like eight 12 You're like 19, 12 is in the middle of 13 and 11 so yeah, close, that's true.
Speaker 6:
You're living your best life right now.
Speaker 1:
That was Taylor after the bar.
Speaker 2:
Or was it?
Speaker 5:
or after a she went out after hours and she was like.
Speaker 6:
Taylor doesn't wear lipstick.
Speaker 9:
But a does.
Speaker 1:
That was right before a came over.
Speaker 6:
Alice, I just need names. She didn't bang your car, that's my car's name.
Speaker 5:
The good news is you'll be out of the cloud soon. It's uh.
Speaker 1:
Uh.
Speaker 5:
You can almost smell it like I mean.
Speaker 4:
Daniel. Oh no, I'm gonna fart right before that. That happened to Daniel.
Speaker 1:
Who wears f*cking sandals on a roller coaster.
Speaker 6:
Are you supposed to take your shoes off?
Speaker 5:
It could be worse. It's like the one where they're spinning around and someone Puked. Oh my god everybody comes out in a junk and like, have you seen the one where the girl's getting like getting an adjustment? And he's in and like her and isn't her face, his face like right, right up in her.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, oh, I would die, and my chiropractor is very attractive, so I would die.
Speaker 1:
Oh my god, I hope that. I hope that happens to you. I hope it doesn't.
Speaker 6:
Oh, gotta wait, she's got a pee Sorry all this. I need you to take your phone and text me.
Speaker 4:
I have a mom bladder. Okay, I have a mom bladder.
Speaker 1:
She doesn't want to text you her peeing activities.
Speaker 6:
It's not the peeing activities. It's the pee activities yeah.
Speaker 5:
I was gonna say the peeing activities. Yeah, that's, that's the activity she wants.
Speaker 1:
Hey, for me as dickpink.
Speaker 6:
No, I don't want to see the dickpink.
Speaker 3:
I shall rate it on the scale of one to two.
Speaker 6:
And my husband is the measure. Who are their dicks am I looking at? That's what you go, shane, come here.
Speaker 1:
So let me compare it Lucky Taylor.
Speaker 6:
I wouldn't be with you this long if I didn't like your dick so. So there's that. There you go, buddy.
Speaker 5:
The dreaded vote of confidence.
Speaker 6:
There you go, buddy. Don't do that, don't call him buddy anymore. Good job, buddy.
Speaker 1:
Good job.
Speaker 9:
He's low five you started that.
Speaker 1:
You started that, so you deserved what.
Speaker 2:
I said Nope, yeah my show. We don't do that.
Speaker 1:
You got any uh Projects book coming up?
Speaker 5:
No, I'm, I'm working on a short film right now. The script for it, nice, based on. So I hate it that social media like shows you, like the recommended stuff, but I came across one that that I was like, oh, that would be hilarious, so nice, yeah, yeah it's yeah, I've.
Speaker 1:
I've had to learn to Be patient during the. It's like a roller coaster. It seems like, um, I won't have anything booked for a little bit and then all of a sudden it comes in like a wave and I'm like, okay, now I gotta Work schedules filming. Okay, let me how to. How do I get it all Scheduled out?
Speaker 5:
I had several projects where the only time that they that they wanted me to shoot were days that I had stuff Out of town scheduled for work. That I that I was not cancelable, right yeah, I was going to a convention in alabama and I got off the plane in houston and got a call from agent how fast can you get back?
Speaker 6:
I was like what are you all talking about? Just Filming, book and product actor stuff.
Speaker 2:
I tried to take a picture, but it's not working exactly see it tried like not a dick pic.
Speaker 6:
Wait or did. Or a dick pic is it? Whatever, I don't have a dick?
Speaker 4:
I don't have a dick pic.
Speaker 1:
Is the file size too big?
Speaker 9:
Watch this hand man.
Speaker 5:
Is that travon? He wasn't a two-pump chop.
Speaker 1:
Can you send multiple gigs, was it?
Speaker 6:
better than? Was it? Better than b? Yeah, yes, she hesitated real well, because I went to high school with b and I was sad At the feedback.
Speaker 5:
She's getting weak in the knees and you're just talking about it. She, just, she just leaned back like yeah, it was a Thursday night I.
Speaker 2:
Approved. I approve.
Speaker 6:
What I was like? Is that the tick tock?
Speaker 5:
Oh, that was Taylor.
Speaker 6:
Do it again a house.
Speaker 1:
Tour you well if you be quiet.
Speaker 4:
Okay, it is so embarrassing when you do it and the air gets in there and you leave yeah, that happened the other day.
Speaker 6:
I mean, he was going good.
Speaker 5:
Why are you letting your roommate film this?
Speaker 1:
So, you know that fart started well before she pulled the phone out.
Speaker 6:
Oh, yeah, like holy sh*t.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, I would let someone do that absolutely.
Speaker 6:
Whoever you want to see where I live, this is the bedroom.
Speaker 1:
It's pretty chill.
Speaker 10:
I mean, it was hard getting the You'll bed, up the stairs and everything, but it's all.
Speaker 5:
What's wrong? Oh yeah, you'll bed upstairs and everything but it's, all.
Speaker 3:
Oh. Oh.
Speaker 1:
Oh, I think his timing was off. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 6:
Oh Well, what one was weird.
Speaker 1:
When you came back from the great war, you had to get A Mickey Mouse. That too, that Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 6:
It wasn't evil, I believe.
Speaker 1:
That's it.
Speaker 6:
Oh.
Speaker 4:
My god, is that real?
Speaker 3:
Oh.
Speaker 6:
God, please go to urgent care white women can't jump either.
Speaker 5:
Wow, can't land either.
Speaker 6:
Oh sh*t, have I ever told you how good your cooking is? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1:
I know her.
Speaker 6:
Do you really know her? Yes, sh*t.
Speaker 1:
Kelly tell her cooking is sh*t.
Speaker 5:
Oh, he said no episode of oh sh*t have I?
Speaker 8:
ever told you how good your cooking is? No, I don't think so. Why the f*ck do you still cook?
Speaker 5:
No, she lives in Texas.
Speaker 2:
It's the one I'm watching it up.
Speaker 5:
If it's what I'm thinking of, yeah, how long have you been married?
Speaker 6:
They're questions to me.
Speaker 5:
I don't know, I don't know her like a, like you don't know her biblically no. No.
Speaker 6:
Does she have terrible cooking? Is she?
Speaker 5:
I don't know. I never cared to know, never ate her cooking, oh, you never ate her.
Speaker 4:
He never ate her biscuit.
Speaker 1:
Cooking tastes the best. Take me around. Take me away. Are you done?
Speaker 3:
No.
Speaker 5:
I was thinking about it, but no.
Speaker 2:
That's bride when he leaves tonight yeah that's you.
Speaker 5:
No, I own that. You're gonna go go.
Speaker 1:
Do they have a ring? Oh, that's right.
Speaker 5:
Here we go for a second finish him.
Speaker 1:
I can't wait to be an old lady like that I wish the letters were too far up for her to grab sh*t creepy sh*t.
Speaker 5:
They start opening the garage to where she can't get him and just stops you like she's.
Speaker 3:
That is something y'all would do.
Speaker 6:
This is something new, Eric. Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1:
Well, we walk around like at home or hobby lobby, and they got just the separate letters. I'll do like poop, you know boner.
Speaker 5:
He's the one that sets all the bears up in positions.
Speaker 6:
That's why we're not Make up eating each other out. That's why we could never have an elf on a show, because it was because it would oh if we had ever had one, it had Barbie. It'd be humping all the moose that we had kids.
Speaker 1:
It's a new morning. Let's go see what elf is f*cking this morning.
Speaker 3:
All these toys.
Speaker 1:
I was debating about putting this guy in the tick tock batch.
Speaker 6:
He would have won that would have been an unfair competition.
Speaker 9:
Ted Taylor's like that's what I think you can come home with me, boy.
Speaker 4:
There fella. I'm doing that next time in the bathroom though Come sh*t at my place, come sh*t at my place.
Speaker 8:
I got him a day, let me hold you night, so don't waste. I work me home tonight. I don't want to sh*t my pants.
Speaker 5:
But I think I might. It makes up for his eyes.
Speaker 4:
I know I'm looking over here. I'm gonna make my eyes, Two lazy eyes.
Speaker 6:
They'll make it right.
Speaker 5:
I sold all my stock and toilet paper. I don't have any more showman stock. That's the intro. I'm Shane take me out.
Speaker 1:
This is gonna be us at the real talent studio.
Speaker 5:
We got white people dancing Christmas party next Friday.
Speaker 1:
This is what we can expect, here we go.
Speaker 5:
This is another one of those deals.
Speaker 10:
Somebody spent way too much time lining up so many days.
Speaker 5:
Taylor's like, yeah, I'm gonna do that. Send that video to me so I can practice. She's like.
Speaker 3:
I can't even dance. No, I can't do that.
Speaker 6:
I'm gonna do a video where it's like Dude's at church dancing like that.
Speaker 2:
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:
And it's like hard rock. No.
Speaker 6:
I can't dance like that, god damn. I've seen it with the club.
Speaker 5:
I've seen this one.
Speaker 6:
Why are?
Speaker 5:
we doing this? This is Taylor. Yeah, just wait, you'll see which one.
Speaker 2:
Oh no.
Speaker 3:
That's me and A, you and A so it was on your back.
Speaker 5:
It wasn't even when it was supposed to go.
Speaker 6:
He's really just wiping his butt hole on her, that's alright.
Speaker 5:
That golden dude is no longer golden.
Speaker 1:
No longer golden, and that, and that, gentleman, is how you Assert dominance. So you meet someone new, just do that.
Speaker 6:
Assert your dominance.
Speaker 5:
That's how we got married.
Speaker 6:
He helped my back and I said well, that's how it is Happy holidays from toasters and mooses Similar to the.
Speaker 5:
I liked it, so it's mine yeah.
Speaker 1:
I drowned it first.
Speaker 6:
It's mine.
Speaker 3:
Dibs.
Speaker 5:
Aggressively, I liked it so much. Is that similar to how that?
Speaker 6:
That's actually how we got married, whoa.
Speaker 4:
Oh no, the other dog was like get the f*ck off me.
Speaker 2:
It's like Again.
Speaker 5:
Everything goes back to Christmas vacation, especially at this time. If he just lays into you, it's best to just Let it hash.
Speaker 2:
Got a little.
Speaker 5:
Mississippi leg hound in you.
Speaker 1:
Why? Why is her hair always Tangled up on the page? It's so sticky. And Maddie back there.
Speaker 6:
Oh no.
Speaker 2:
Oh.
Speaker 6:
Christmas biscuits Like Christmas tree people Christmas here on my. Christmas.
Speaker 5:
The f*ck, let's go, we really will just make anybody famous.
Speaker 6:
Only For my soul mate.
Speaker 1:
I'm gonna start putting Biscuit ornaments on people's Christmas trees.
Speaker 6:
I need you to send me that video so I can send it to my boss, the biscuit one.
Speaker 9:
The biscuit one. Christmas biscuits.
Speaker 3:
On my plate.
Speaker 4:
Does that how you decorate your Biscuit?
Speaker 6:
The jazzle.
Speaker 4:
The jazzle. You wanna get a little Christmas tree.
Speaker 1:
Shave it to Christmas tree. Mind you some valter.
Speaker 4:
Cause they say it's candy, candy. I like it.
Speaker 6:
I need the Yoshi sound.
Speaker 4:
Val, you wanna come here and talk about this, or do you?
Speaker 1:
like her acting. I told you, the best expectations is to have no expectations.
Speaker 4:
Just hoping you was warned.
Speaker 1:
She ain't squirtin, I think I heard she ain't squirtin.
Speaker 6:
Is that what I heard?
Speaker 5:
You heard that.
Speaker 6:
That lady Christmas biscuits.
Speaker 9:
She ain't squirtin. She ain't squirtin.
Speaker 1:
She squirted a lot.
Speaker 6:
Right in the face. That's what I'm afraid of every time I open a bottle of Perseco.
Speaker 4:
Is that?
Speaker 6:
your squirt.
Speaker 4:
No, I'm gonna get hit in the mouth Still, this is not going the way you thought it was. She was gonna say something else, nope.
Speaker 10:
My baby you give me, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1:
What a bitch how do you do that to Oma?
Speaker 6:
I would have done it.
Speaker 5:
I can't even out to that to Graham any day of the week? What?
Speaker 1:
She leaned into it, though. Watch Graham's at the end, though, she's still like she ain't squirtin, she ain't squirtin.
Speaker 10:
No, baby you give me, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2:
I'm gonna get hit.
Speaker 4:
How you?
Speaker 5:
standing water board somewhere.
Speaker 4:
I'm thirsty, ahhhh, refreshing, what the f*ck.
Speaker 3:
What was that?
Speaker 1:
Becky thought she could deep throw.
Speaker 3:
Yeah, becky, you bitch.
Speaker 5:
She pulled the casing off Cause it was limp. When it came out the back the last time, oh my god, she snapped into a Slim Jim.
Speaker 9:
Oh yeah, oh yeah, snap into a Slim Jim Brother.
Speaker 6:
Can you make that a sound? She snapped into a Slim Jim.
Speaker 3:
Oh no.
Speaker 1:
Oh sh*t. First of all, you know how I know this is bullsh*t the ice cream machine is always broken.
Speaker 6:
It's always broken Cause these bitches are breaking it f*cking deep throw.
Speaker 2:
Vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 5:
That's a oxymoron.
Speaker 4:
What is?
Speaker 1:
You can't do that.
Speaker 6:
You're a soft serve.
Speaker 4:
No deep throw white.
Speaker 3:
Yeah, you can.
Speaker 4:
What do?
Speaker 3:
you mean Whoa Is she carrying it? This one's great she got two fistfuls of it.
Speaker 2:
What the f*ck.
Speaker 6:
What is that? Why are you still laying there?
Speaker 3:
Why is she coming out? Why was she coming out of her mouth? We gotta spit her.
Speaker 6:
She's not a lady. She doesn't swallow.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, put it together man Bigger diamonds.
Speaker 4:
I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1:
She spit herself into a facial.
Speaker 5:
Like, and you just sit there and laugh and not move.
Speaker 7:
So f*cking gross.
Speaker 6:
What the f*ck just happened. What the f*ck? Why were they at the circle? Was that a circle jerk that I just saw?
Speaker 3:
Do it again.
Speaker 1:
Do the circle jerk again.
Speaker 6:
Did he just tongue his ear? No, he's telling them why. You don't laugh at that, hey, sam.
Speaker 4:
Oh my god.
Speaker 5:
One day, y'all will have them train like I do.
Speaker 6:
Oh sh*t, f*ck her, that's right.
Speaker 1:
Why are you rolling down the street, oh?
Speaker 5:
my god. But it's flooded with your windows down you get what you deserve At that point, that's just.
Speaker 6:
Play stupid games, get stupid prices.
Speaker 5:
It's exactly right.
Speaker 9:
Dude, I told you not to bother me while I'm listening to Andre's 3000's new flute album dude.
Speaker 3:
What did I say? What the f*ck. God, I don't wanna appreciate true art anymore.
Speaker 5:
The sons of anarchy shirking.
Speaker 3:
What.
Speaker 6:
You couldn't do that.
Speaker 5:
You couldn't do that hey bro, like Just a shot dude.
Speaker 9:
Anyways, I'm gonna get back into this, so if you need me, just text me my phones on silent mode, but I'll check it when I'm done listening to this Andre 3000 flute album. Okay, dude.
Speaker 3:
f*ck.
Speaker 6:
Andre 3000 flute album. No, that's a real thing. Are you f*cking kidding?
Speaker 1:
me.
Speaker 5:
No, that's a real thing.
Speaker 1:
What.
Speaker 6:
Flutes, skinflute she says no.
Speaker 4:
That's a different channel.
Speaker 1:
That's on live.
Speaker 6:
That's Andre's 696969.
Speaker 5:
That's an audition for your show.
Speaker 4:
You are hired.
Speaker 6:
Tell me he doesn't have arms.
Speaker 1:
No, he does. He's just showing you a new talent.
Speaker 7:
Oh.
Speaker 1:
Actually I don't know that Wow, I'm impressed.
Speaker 5:
What are you doing at home? It's like you know what I'm gonna see. If I can do this, I am more than intrigued Hi.
Speaker 2:
He's just in his nose.
Speaker 5:
She might ask for a hall pass Shane as you should.
Speaker 6:
You should use your nose. The spacing is appropriate. Use your nose be your mouth. I'm watching. Like I'm even okay the fact that he doesn't have a neck.
Speaker 3:
What does that mouth do? The f*ck.
Speaker 4:
No, sir, she's just recording this. I would oh my.
Speaker 1:
And that wiener dog's got a shadow.
Speaker 4:
Oh, it's another one, another wiener Stop.
Speaker 5:
Oh my god.
Speaker 1:
That might be grounds for divorce. Will you get your dog spayed and neutered please?
Speaker 4:
Yeah, come on this is a public service announcement.
Speaker 6:
I really like the caption please don't think of me any differently.
Speaker 1:
If you don't get him neutered, this might happen.
Speaker 5:
Is this a look from Thursday night, uh?
Speaker 6:
Kinda he didn't know what to do. That's tonight.
Speaker 4:
I thought, girls like this. He. Hey, what happens in mustang?
Speaker 5:
Typically ends up with medication, that's so accurate?
Speaker 3:
Are you guys going to JoJo's?
Speaker 6:
Alright, it's probably just coming over Over what.
Speaker 5:
What we don't go out in public.
Speaker 4:
What? Why you should Not there yet f*ckin' in private you f*cking public we're gonna end on a.
Speaker 1:
Wish we're gonna end on a bang Wait are we done?
Speaker 4:
No, not yet.
Speaker 1:
We got tiktok bachelors. Uh oh here we go Just getting the mood, let's set it right.
Speaker 4:
Shake she tan.
Speaker 6:
I did send her a chocolate, grandpa, the other day, whoa.
Speaker 4:
Do we need?
Speaker 5:
bachelors anymore Hopefully from starfish.
Speaker 9:
Oh, so you're a mom. That just means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight. I love him.
Speaker 5:
It's Balthasar, brat from the.
Speaker 9:
Sikable. My mom just cleaned my sheets. You wanna help me get them dirty again? Awe Glass of bourbon, cause you're mature, smooth and I'm definitely gonna be pounding it tonight. Is your name winter? Cause you'll be coming soon. I'm not into watching sunsets, but I'd love to see you go down. Do you work at subway, mama? Cause you just gave me a footlong. Are you my dirty dishes? Cause I'm not doing you, but I should be Alright, let's just take a second.
Speaker 5:
Did you pay attention to his shirt? Stink wrinkle? No, I couldn't get past that mustache.
Speaker 4:
That's what he's hoping for. It worked.
Speaker 5:
Hey mama.
Speaker 3:
So it's really upsetting.
Speaker 2:
Oh god.
Speaker 7:
Nipples.
Speaker 9:
What a good pause.
Speaker 6:
What's really upsetting is that Shane sends me.
Speaker 9:
Those tiktoks often, and I think he's genuinely trying to flirt.
Speaker 6:
That's like me flirting, that's like what I do. That's the problem People are laughing, oh my god.
Speaker 4:
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 6:
I'm gonna go, I don't know.
Speaker 5:
I don't know either. I just remembered I've got four wives. I can't make it, I don't know how people worry more.
Speaker 4:
My sister's wife said no, oh yeah though.
Speaker 5:
Messure Is this a Groovy's. I have a story.
Speaker 6:
We have stories.
Speaker 5:
It's like Alice Cooper.
Speaker 6:
With a. Like one of those push up body suits. Like his moves are all pushed up with Perky. I like it. I would wear that.
Speaker 5:
Like.
Speaker 6:
What's his wife's team? I?
Speaker 5:
think Jack Sparrow's boots. Yeah, this is why the rum's gone.
Speaker 3:
Yeah.
Speaker 8:
I live in a town where there's like no emo girls and non-scene girls.
Speaker 5:
Listen Adam Lambert.
Speaker 9:
Sucks. It's all these basic bitches. My Taylor Swift. Oh, I just really pissed.
Speaker 1:
God, you want an emo boy? No, okay he's out.
Speaker 4:
You don't want to talk him off the ledge every other hour. No.
Speaker 6:
You might be.
Speaker 5:
Let's see who we got next for you Introduce him to Biggie and Pac, you'll be fine.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, that's the winner right there.
Speaker 4:
You got moves, we got a booty. Oh, break it down, boy.
Speaker 6:
Okay, oh yeah. Actually, what's up with his nose? His nose is the most upsetting thing I can't see really so I didn't even look at him. Yeah, it's like a Whoville nose.
Speaker 7:
Oh my.
Speaker 9:
The way he is sparkling. Is that a real?
Speaker 4:
life humor His dentures fall out.
Speaker 5:
No, those are real teeth.
Speaker 1:
I want to know Is he jacking it as he's singing?
Speaker 6:
Why is he shaking so much? I think he has the dodo up his butt. Can you back it up?
Speaker 5:
This is Steve Manson, charlie's brother.
Speaker 9:
I don't really know if you need to see this one At the beginning to get the gist of it. But here you go. I don't Way sparkling, seriously, hmm, against your skin so bright.
Speaker 5:
How does his regular voice sound? Like one of those voice boxes, yeah.
Speaker 4:
From smoking.
Speaker 5:
They're smoking cigarette.
Speaker 1:
Stephen Hawking is my idol. I'm telling all my nieces and nephews this is Santa Claus, santa.
Speaker 5:
Crumpus. No, he's.
Speaker 6:
Crumpus.
Speaker 1:
Crumpus.
Speaker 5:
That's the lesser known cousin that guy wants a skin suit.
Speaker 6:
He puts the lotion on his skin. No the skin he needs some sun.
Speaker 2:
f*ck me.
Speaker 7:
f*ck me Already standing Are you?
Speaker 4:
Oh, the grass. What is going on?
Speaker 1:
In our. In the horror movie we're gonna write. That's gonna be a song right there, the girl in the middle is one of my favorites, though, that would terrify me.
Speaker 5:
He's the one that makes it through the movie the girl in the middle is really one of my favorites Set fire.
Speaker 10:
To the rain. She wants me poor as.
Speaker 7:
Is it?
Speaker 9:
burned as a cry. You missed a whole verse.
Speaker 6:
He's just singing at the store.
Speaker 10:
My name.
Speaker 6:
My name what?
Speaker 7:
And I set fire To the rain.
Speaker 9:
You're not setting fire.
Speaker 5:
No.
Speaker 6:
Just because it burns when you beat.
Speaker 5:
Doesn't mean it's burnt.
Speaker 1:
You do not have rain proof matches, but Just because it buttons.
Speaker 5:
Doesn't mean it fits.
Speaker 6:
With his, with his Walmart shoes, my college shirt.
Speaker 1:
Still fits me, man. I wore this freshman year Freshman year in college At OU.
Speaker 6:
Those are women's jeans.
Speaker 4:
Bad boy streak about me that women notice and it drives me crazy.
Speaker 1:
Okay.
Speaker 9:
I'm a bad boy rebel that can't be tamed and some women see that and they go Challenge. No, thank you, you know it's much easier.
Speaker 3:
To focus on the women that find you attractive. This is plenty of fish Introduction video.
Speaker 1:
Like my mom, I'm pretty sure this was on his my space.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, my space dating.
Speaker 10:
Too much confidence in myself.
Speaker 5:
The fact that you have any confidence in yourself is amazing. You wear your chocos, yeah.
Speaker 1:
I'll be right back.
Speaker 4:
I'll be right back.
Speaker 2:
Right.
Speaker 5:
That's right, except for my dominatrix.
Speaker 1:
And it's spiked. I bet he thinks he's a vampire.
Speaker 10:
I literally ate an entire Party-sized bread of nacho cheese.
Speaker 9:
Doritos.
Speaker 1:
Doritos. That's how he got his hair slicked back With his little fingers.
Speaker 6:
Who's he looking at? I don't know what he's looking at.
Speaker 1:
He also has two lazy eyes.
Speaker 4:
I think he has two cameras, so he's sharing between us.
Speaker 6:
He's a chameleon People stop reading. Yes, too late. His dad is his brother cousin.
Speaker 10:
Oh, pulling up to your mama's house.
Speaker 2:
I'm a lunch break for a second.
Speaker 1:
Helping a coach.
Speaker 2:
What's it say?
Speaker 1:
Shaved, shaved and deprived.
Speaker 6:
Squeezing chocolate milk. p*rno-paps Shaved and deprived. Geritol jugs. Geritol jugs.
Speaker 5:
Billy Madison.
Speaker 6:
And some Winston's.
Speaker 5:
Snack, not the snake.
Speaker 3:
Hell yeah, buddy, check my pops.
Speaker 5:
I gotta go do this for you both.
Speaker 6:
Bolin tonight he's gonna practice on you.
Speaker 4:
Don't lick your lips, say you're helping a coach. Wow, yo, what's up girl.
Speaker 6:
Show us some Riz.
Speaker 1:
Best pickup lines.
Speaker 8:
Come home with me and I promise You'll be seeing shooting stars tonight, girl. No, it'll be extra bright. God damn girl, I'm gonna come over down by my crib. I'll give you good time. You know what I mean? Girl, you hitting that sh*t? Hell yeah, come on girl, I'll give you good time, good pickup lines bro. What you doing, girl? What you doing, babe, is that, matt Damon, look a damn stun, stun you like the player, cause I'll be a big player tonight. Oh my god.
Speaker 6:
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 5:
Stop talking.
Speaker 6:
I'll be a big player tonight On Floor night.
Speaker 1:
He even pauses the video so he can Recomposure himself. Oh wait, it's still going.
Speaker 3:
Hey girl, cause I'm making stink.
Speaker 1:
You like dinosaurs?
Speaker 6:
cause, that's our.
Speaker 1:
Is this a song? You're in the future.
Speaker 3:
You like dinosaurs, cause I make you extinct.
Speaker 5:
What are you doing, dude?
Speaker 8:
I wanna put my long neck In you tonight. I would like.
Speaker 6:
To rape you with a bottle. That's what I heard. I'd like to put my long neck Into you. Long neck, like lay it before time. I'm gonna put my little foot in your mouth. Nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 3:
Sarah, no, no they call me. Petrie, that's right. Yep, yep, yep, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, this is Ron Jeremy. Before this is new winky man.
Speaker 3:
Young winky man.
Speaker 6:
Oh no, that was a fast winky man. Look at the curve on that thumb. Look at the curve on that thumb.
Speaker 3:
That thumb. Oh yeah, yeah, oh, I like him.
Speaker 1:
I like him, I like the mustache With the tiktok bachelors that we call this guy the winky man.
Speaker 6:
Winky man.
Speaker 1:
He's Middle Eastern and he basically is doing what that guy is doing, but this guy is Stopping. Winky man and I was like I gotta put this in here. Oh, I love new winky man, it's not just the guys either.
Speaker 6:
Is there a girl? Winky man? Yes, oh yeah, she's so good.
Speaker 1:
I like her plot, that's where she gets it wrong.
Speaker 2:
She closed her eye all the way.
Speaker 4:
He always does the half he doesn't close it all the way so little thumbs down on her.
Speaker 6:
I hit it though. She's got long fingers. She's got long fingers. Yes, yeah, ooh the eye contact, except your heart's on the other side.
Speaker 4:
But who's looking right? I like the hairy chest yeah.
Speaker 1:
I wonder if that's real. It looks real.
Speaker 5:
I remember seeing this.
Speaker 6:
I remember seeing this TikTok, and it was her Halloween costume, that's good, and she said she would go home, something like she said she would go home With any man that knew who she was supposed to be.
Speaker 4:
That's dangerous, but which makes?
Speaker 6:
me question the kind of men she goes home with, but whatever, and why she's discriminating.
Speaker 3:
No, yes, yes.
Speaker 4:
Is that Winky man with the jerry?
Speaker 6:
can it kinda is.
Speaker 5:
I'm pretty sure I just slipped the disc.
Speaker 9:
In my lower back, saddam Jose.
Speaker 7:
Do you see that.
Speaker 6:
That swinging hammer to slap and neat move goes hard, juan Jeremy. Juan Jeremy, wow, they actually put that. So who's it gonna be? Who are you picking this week?
Speaker 3:
The young Winky. Oh, young Winky man.
Speaker 4:
I pick A, but young Winky.
Speaker 1:
A. So, let's talk about.
Speaker 5:
A Can we.
Speaker 1:
We're gonna close the show talking about A.
Speaker 4:
No, we're talking about Ryan.
Speaker 6:
Ryan I've been called worse.
Speaker 5:
Ryan, ryan, there's no four letter word associated with it, so it's fine. I've only been sitting next to you for two hours Doing a no my name.
Speaker 6:
Oh my god Jesus.
Speaker 1:
She is slightly.
Speaker 10:
It's Ryan.
Speaker 3:
My name is Ryan. My name is. Jeff.
Speaker 6:
My name is Jeff. Diego.
Speaker 2:
I want any hot chicken Coffee cup.
Speaker 3:
Oh boy.
Speaker 5:
That one caught her up the guard a little bit.
Speaker 6:
Brian. As an actor, this is a very important question. What's your favorite movie of all time? Yeah, take the glasses off of that one.
Speaker 1:
Beep, I was just killing something I was real quick, ryan, that's tough.
Speaker 6:
What's your favorite movie of all time and why is?
Speaker 5:
it the notebook, I mean, I know mine, it's not. Um man, I don't know that I can pick just one, but Christmas Vacation will be my movie.
Speaker 6:
Oh.
Speaker 5:
I love that. That movie is fantastic, so I had never seen that movie until I met him For real.
Speaker 6:
Your parents didn't see it till like last year. I know.
Speaker 4:
Literally. Last year I took him to theaters.
Speaker 6:
I really think her parents kind of hated her.
Speaker 7:
When she was growing up For not showing those movies.
Speaker 6:
Disney. That's all I watched was Disney.
Speaker 1:
I'm not on your teenager Disney, and she even likes what's the old show, the old show.
Speaker 4:
Mike Christmas.
Speaker 1:
Come on, you know Lawrence Welk.
Speaker 4:
That one.
Speaker 6:
Casey.
Speaker 1:
And she wonders why she was picked on in school.
Speaker 6:
That's rude. I was picked on in school. That is so mean of you. Why would you say that?
Speaker 1:
Because people would be like. Hey, I'm gonna spend the night at Casey's house and oh, what you all do last night. She maybe watch Lawrence.
Speaker 6:
Welk. We had to watch Lawrence Welk and wear Mom's Moo Moos. No, I wear Moos now.
Speaker 1:
I wore a Moo Moo one night.
Speaker 6:
I know y'all clucking weirdos. Calf Tans An Afghan.
Speaker 1:
No, they're clear Calf Tans and dad calls them Afghanist Tans. You guys are going too f***. I just had to make up for it.
Speaker 5:
You should just have a remote in your hand.
Speaker 1:
I know I should know I'll just do this. That'll be our new sensor sound.
Speaker 5:
Hold on, push the button real quick. No.
Speaker 6:
I'm kidding which one? Okay so.
Speaker 5:
It's not really my favorite movie.
Speaker 6:
It's the one that's just in your head right now.
Speaker 5:
I did just from time of year.
Speaker 4:
I love the Lost Boys.
Speaker 6:
That's my favorite movie.
Speaker 4:
I can watch it anytime, anytime. I've seen it so many times that every time I'm like I try to make the kids watch it. The other day and they were like I can't watch it. I think there's a kid in it.
Speaker 5:
It's fine, that's the bar we've got to sit.
Speaker 1:
There's a kid in this movie you can watch it?
Speaker 5:
Yeah, but he's just watch it, it's fine.
Speaker 1:
What are the brothers?
Speaker 4:
The Frogger.
Speaker 1:
Brothers.
Speaker 6:
Oh, that's a good movie.
Speaker 1:
I do like that movie. Favorite movie Silence of the Lambs. That's another one I will watch Favorite movie of all time, goonies is a favorite.
Speaker 4:
The Goonies is good too, I haven't made them watch that in a while.
Speaker 1:
The Goonies.
Speaker 4:
I did at one point, but they didn't.
Speaker 1:
They didn't get it.
Speaker 6:
They need to come over, they need to come over and have an aunt and uncle night and watch Goonies with us.
Speaker 4:
They probably won't. Does that mean mom gets to go out?
Speaker 6:
Yeah.
Speaker 4:
Is it a?
Speaker 6:
party.
Speaker 1:
You get to go to sugars.
Speaker 4:
Is that a waxing place?
Speaker 1:
Yeah, go in there and ask if you can get waxed.
Speaker 4:
I don't know. They'll wax Should we go to a strip club.
Speaker 5:
Yes.
Speaker 6:
I don't want to see boobies. The kids can come over with. Uncle Shane.
Speaker 4:
We go see boobies.
Speaker 1:
And then you two go to sugars. Do you like it when you're violent old?
Speaker 4:
Yeah, brian will come too, why not?
Speaker 3:
He's getting waxed at the sugars.
Speaker 5:
I would like to think that my standards are higher than that.
Speaker 6:
They're not here. You are my trips, guys Playhouse.
Speaker 4:
You.
Speaker 5:
No, I want to come home. I want to come home.
Speaker 4:
Don't want to be cornholed.
Speaker 6:
If you could be in any movie, like a remake or whatever, what character would you want to play? And it can't be Christmas vacation.
Speaker 5:
No, but Anthony Hopkins in like Best World. It would be fun to do.
Speaker 4:
Best World, yeah, like the HBO. Thing.
Speaker 6:
Taylor, we only watched the first season.
Speaker 4:
I'd be Helen Hunt in Twister.
Speaker 2:
That's good.
Speaker 7:
I think, Twitter.
Speaker 1:
I thought I was going to say somebody in Thelma and Louise.
Speaker 6:
I like Tornado who would you be?
Speaker 1:
Shane Hargis. I think I would want to be Bill Paxton, but not in twister to some aliens.
Speaker 2:
Would you?
Speaker 6:
do put her in charge. Aliens any of the alien franchise scares her. f*cking hate it.
Speaker 4:
I Prometheus no. I wish I go to bed, no.
Speaker 6:
Full on, damn near panic attack.
Speaker 4:
The robot guy is kind of weird, scares me and proud of his name.
Speaker 1:
But what about you makes me sad.
Speaker 6:
It would be Belle and beating the beast.
Speaker 4:
Oh, she just wants a piece to rammer also yeah.
Speaker 2:
I'll be right back.
Speaker 5:
She's gonna run away for sake peepee break after that.
Speaker 6:
Harry Weeder.
Speaker 1:
Oh, taylor didn't even know what she wanted for Christmas.
Speaker 4:
No, I don't hey. Hey, I don't need anything.
Speaker 6:
What are you hoping to see in the dirty scene?
Speaker 7:
Oh.
Speaker 1:
Personal vibrator.
Speaker 2:
She says towels earlier and I said that you know that dog.
Speaker 6:
I love a good towel, I would not be mad, if there was a nice towel.
Speaker 1:
I said I was fine for nice house. Yeah, I'm being serious. A bath sheet, I like the large one, I mean.
Speaker 4:
I like the large ones too, mm-hmm. But.
Speaker 6:
Have a large one, yeah.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, it's good, I can't believe I said that. What I like the large ones. What do you mean by that?
Speaker 4:
what do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1:
I would want a very good camera for the podcast.
Speaker 4:
Can't afford it. Sorry, I know.
Speaker 1:
They're expensive for the, for the kind that would ask you to podcast can use for many, many years and it could double, as if I wanted to Write scripts and do my own short films as well. It could do that, but well. I see in a well, well, I'm saying, I ain't bringing that I can know that I saw a Santa's pink count and it can't handle that.
Speaker 6:
Santa said, that's nice yeah.
Speaker 1:
Keep dreaming.
Speaker 4:
I'm in a weird state. I don't know. I don't like need anything, you know, I just need to.
Speaker 1:
We don't actually need anything.
Speaker 4:
Mm-hmm, I'm, there's probably something thought about, but I don't write it down, no, remember. You know, maybe I wanted a heated blanket, but I already asked Daniel's mom for that, so you still get presents from your ex-mother-in-law.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, she loves me, it's nice, she's very nice.
Speaker 4:
He's nice, he's so nice.
Speaker 7:
She is nice.
Speaker 4:
She makes me stocking as me gift over here.
Speaker 6:
Oh, that's sweet. We're doing stocking like we're, instead of drawing names here. Here we're doing like for. Christmas morning, no Lambert for us and all four of the kids were drawing names for stockings.
Speaker 4:
Hmm, I love it. It's talking. I did too. Yeah, that's why it's kind of thing for us. I was like man, a good stocking. You can put all kinds of things in there. That would have been fun. Scratch offs, candy dild*s vibes vibes vibes, vibes, vibrators.
Speaker 1:
You put out there buddy shake it out Brian.
Speaker 4:
But all kinds of things in a good stocking, that's right. Fuzzy socks, oh, ky oh.
Speaker 6:
I have a good KY stockings if we have time for it.
Speaker 4:
We always have time for a good KY story. So I went to CVS the other day Okay, why no? I was getting prescription and there was does a know about that.
Speaker 2:
I'll try I.
Speaker 5:
What are the list of side effects and see if we can guess.
Speaker 4:
There was this older, not older, but maybe like.
Speaker 1:
Taylor went to CVS to get a prescription field. I.
Speaker 4:
Thought it was interesting, but maybe it's not. But anyway, there was an older guy, maybe in his 50s, and a younger gentlemen, maybe 20 something, and the they looked a little tweaky, little tweaky for Mustang a little tweaky, it was a little too much. So I'm like keeping an eye. Yeah, you gotta watch those.
Speaker 1:
And so be aware of your surroundings, get my stuff.
Speaker 4:
A couple other things. They're checking out right in front of me and it's still very like tweaky and they're talking very loud and so it's just very uncomfortable for me. Yeah, but as soon as I get up there after they leave, the guy hasn't cleared their like thing on the screen and it said that they bought KY jelly. Is he married and he's Doing drugs with this gay man and they're having sex in the parking lot? Oh my god, it must hang America. No, that's how I want the parking lot.
Speaker 5:
This is not a movie I've seen before. Are you? Are you finished with that? Is that?
Speaker 6:
the warming Does that tingle, do you like it? So?
Speaker 1:
we're doing so.
Speaker 6:
We last longer get stars when I get a review.
Speaker 4:
Go through the self-checkout. Yeah, oh yeah why do you make the guy ring that up?
Speaker 7:
and he was like 18, oh, I think I was playing being, it was like.
Speaker 1:
I think that's why they invented self-checkout. Yeah, so you could.
Speaker 6:
I think that's so stupid. Like a Walmart, when you go to just like buy mascara, yeah, you have to like put it in the box, or knocks in there Cuz people steal all of it.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, you can't even buy, but there's so much there's so much other little sh*t out there they could get to yeah, that's, that costs more than my mascara.
Speaker 4:
Yeah it's done, so that was my story. Uh I know what they were doing.
Speaker 6:
What advice, brian, would you give a young actor breaking into the scene?
Speaker 5:
I Definitely need to get into classes and and learn the craft, learn techniques that you would Whether it's scene study, improv, cold readings learn the business and Don't think, don't make it too big, don't make it bigger than what it is right. I've watched a few things where it's every time you get an audition, every time you get a chance to do something, it's a chance to to do work, it's a chance to Show what you can do and and a chance to Bring some sort of different Take to to a character, bring, bring some life to it right. So Just don't just I mean don't make it. Would it love the process? You can't, you can't fall in love with the finish nice with the finished product.
Speaker 5:
You have to love the process to get to where you want to go. The work is gonna suck sometimes, it's not. It's not fun all the time, but you have to love. You have to do it like you love it, the the work portion to get where you want to go.
Speaker 6:
So enjoy the four. Play down the climax.
Speaker 5:
Absolutely, you can enjoy it. You can enjoy the climax to well for sure.
Speaker 1:
And be Professional on set. Yeah, yeah, that's a big deal that doesn't mean that when we're on our breaks and whatever we got during JP we moved ourselves to a little corner of the room and we were talking so much sh*t, just bullsh*t, and talking like guys do.
Speaker 5:
Was funny but when, when it came to actually being on set, it's, it's work in professional, it is being professional, being being ready to go and and look, you have to Love what you're doing and not just want to be famous. Yeah, like and not see, not want to, not just be there to see yourself on on TV, but actually love the art form.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, and you've got a.
Speaker 5:
I mean when you, when you get into it and you really appreciate all of the Art forms within the overall art form, like just the lighting deal deal deal, the electrical, the Scene setup, the staging, the, the sound, just the different things that go all into that, the different different lenses that go with the cameras to get different shots, and that it's. It really is just a lot of a lot of arts that come together to form one big, one big puzzle awesome.
Speaker 1:
I've been so impressed by watching some of these crews work and the, the director of photography. How good they can just look at something and go I'm gonna need a light here, I'm gonna need this over there, I need this lens. Just watching how their brains are working in real time is amazing.
Speaker 5:
Yep, and it's awesome and, just looking at the camera, go. I need it, I need it. I need the light soft, softer, I need it hard, I need it more harsh. I need this shadow gone over here I can see like there are so many different things that that they see that we, that we as actors, if you don't, if you don't do the whole production side of it, we just, we, completely miss if we don't sit back and watch and it they move like a well oiled machine man, it's, it's, it's a thing of beauty to watch them work.
Speaker 4:
I feel like, if you don't like, enjoy it and you're just trying to be famous, that your acting is gonna come off as like fake. It's not gonna be natural if you're not just into it.
Speaker 5:
It can, and, and the other thing that I'll say is there's, there, are there, there are people on social media that that go out of their way to make you think that they're doing more than they are, and, and everybody can see it, everybody can tell like it's, it's obvious, it really is and you got to be coachable and listen to.
Speaker 4:
A lot of people can't do that.
Speaker 5:
Very much. If your agent tells you not to do something, don't do it.
Speaker 1:
Probably not.
Speaker 5:
I mean, if a more seasoned actor sees you doing something, it sees something that you've posted or sees something like that and comes to you and says, hey, you should probably not do this. There's probably a real good reason for it.
Speaker 7:
You know, what I mean, right.
Speaker 5:
And if one of the coaches comes to you and says, hey, you did this, you probably shouldn't do that again, you have to listen.
Speaker 4:
You can't be like argumentative with them.
Speaker 5:
Yeah.
Speaker 1:
And positive crew. Take it all in stride.
Speaker 4:
Yeah.
Speaker 1:
I mean, you're going to know of someone's actually being rude or whatever, but if it's, they're trying to help you. They kind of know an idea of what they're looking for. So just take the direction you know.
Speaker 5:
And and not every redirect is a shot at you. Yeah, like that. They may want to see something different. Okay. Great Cool. Just because you prepared it one way doesn't mean it's wrong. I mean there are billions of ways to do these things the right way, whether it's you know sides or you know all of that.
Speaker 2:
But yeah.
Speaker 6:
And if they see you do something, it may inspire them to take it a different direction.
Speaker 1:
Right, like you can, and also don't get frustrated, because I mean you may have you may be shooting a 30 second scene. They're going to do 20 takes of it. Don't get frustrated, just just go with it. I mean, you're there to watch.
Speaker 5:
You're there to work, so you know and don't get frustrated if it ends up on the cutting room floor. So you take like an hour and a half long movie, right, two hour movies, whatever. You've got 20 to 28 days, typically the footage that they're shooting, that they have to condense into that, yeah, that short timeframe. So you know, take all of the experiences that you've got and take and learn from them. You know whether it's how did the people that you were working with if you were working with you know named actors or whatever. How did they? What was their pre-scene prep? What did they do right before? How did they function during the scene? What did they do that you didn't expect that you could play off of that something that you could take and use for yourself, because, let's be honest, nobody's doing breaking ground on any new information at this point right.
Speaker 5:
We're all stealing something from somebody and adding it and putting our own little flavor to it.
Speaker 6:
And that's true with any art, I mean any kind of art. It's nothing's new, and if it is new, holy sh*t.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, you're going to see it everywhere. Seems kind of stressful yeah.
Speaker 5:
But if you at the beginning, when you're doing this, one of the more frustrating parts is that you may never get any feedback whatsoever on stuff that you do. So you can do an audition and never. You'll never hear anything unless you've been shortlisted, put on hold, put on a veil or called back or any of that right. You may not hear anything on it. And then you're like oh yeah, I auditioned for that project. When you see a trailer for it.
Speaker 6:
I guess I didn't get it. Yeah, oh no, what was it? Was it a tostitos commercial? No, you didn't land tostitos. It was a commercial that had a football player in it.
Speaker 1:
But the one, the commercial we saw, wasn't it?
Speaker 6:
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:
But I was just saying oh yeah, I auditioned for it.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, the tostitos commercial like that, that kind of thing where I was like, oh, I did that audition. That's reservation, reservation dogs, reservation dogs We've seen several of that, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:
Audition plenty of times for it Never landed anything but would watch and go hey, that's the part I auditioned for. But then I went. That guy did a good job.
Speaker 3:
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, that was good.
Speaker 1:
Oh, that guy did it better than me. Now I know why he? Got it.
Speaker 5:
And there's so many things that are outside of your control as an actor. For example, I had a show a very, very large show that I was put on a veil for a role, so it was down to me and, like one or two other guys for a role, I didn't get it. When the show came out, I watched the episode, I watched that scene several times, pulled my audition up, watched it, watched it again and went it's the same freaking thing. And then I went and looked at his IMDB and it was a helo sniper and he had served in the Queens Royal Navy. That's not something I have any control over, right?
Speaker 5:
So I can either get frustrated about that or I can go at least I know I gave the same performance that they put in the show, so at least I was on that. So I was on target with where the character development was and all of that. So for me personally at this point I do an audition and I forget about it. So if I hear something back, I've got to go back and watch the audition to see what I did, because I literally that section of my brain, once I'm done with that audition, is gone Like it's done because and I like those surprises when it's like you do the audition.
Speaker 1:
You put 110% effort into it, but, yeah, you just kind of throw it away because you're moving on to the next audition, which that character is going to be totally different than this character. And so, like with Jurassic Pet 3, audition for one of the supporting roles, one of the crew members, and did the audition, but I did a great job at it and then didn't hear anything for a while.
Speaker 3:
So I threw that away.
Speaker 1:
I moved on to the next work because the auditions are the work. That's where you work, so that's where the work starts. And all of a sudden I get an email from my agent. She's like oh my God, good news, you got a supporting role. You want to confirm booking. And I was like what the f*ck? Oh sh*t, read that email.
Speaker 4:
Let me know.
Speaker 2:
I'm not reading something Did they just say I got a part.
Speaker 1:
So then go back and look at that and go, okay, cool.
Speaker 5:
And it can be a minute Like I auditioned for a role with Ray in Reagan and then things just kind of hit a wall and heard nothing and I mean it was like 18 months later before I heard anything that I got booked on something. So you have I mean there's not a timeframe on it and a lot of the auditions you can feel really good about and the ones that you feel the worst about are the ones you end up booking, which doesn't make any sense at all. It's like man, I just bombed that one.
Speaker 2:
Hey, guess what.
Speaker 5:
So all you can do is worry about the things that you have control over, right the work and the preparation that you put into it, and what you do on camera and make sure that it's true to the material.
Speaker 1:
The other thing to go with your question about new actors is what I would also add and I'm still fairly new but one thing I learned is make sure you are having a conversation with your agent about contracts.
Speaker 2:
Yeah.
Speaker 1:
Because here's the situation. I'm not going to call out who it was, but got booked for a project and they actually contacted my agent to go hey, we want him. So I didn't even audition for this, they had seen me somewhere else and that's where being professional and putting your best foot forward helps. They went to my agent and said, hey, we want to, we want to book him for this. So I did the shoot.
Speaker 1:
We had contracts signed before, but when we got to set that day they had some more paperwork for us to sign and me being fairly new to the biz, I just kind of briefly looked at it, signed it and said, here, because I'm ready to work, I'm ready to go. I should have snapped a photo, sent it to my agent and said, hey, is this legit? Is this what? Because they sold your bubble, that almost pretty much. That contract had language in it that was in perpetuity and overwrote or over was overwriting the initial contract. So now I'm locked into that. They have my image, my, my likeness, all that in perpetuity. So that was a learning moment for me. My agent did email them, was like I'm sorry, you know, we didn't catch it. And I was like, no, that that's on me too, not on you. I'm not mad at all. I'm more disappointed in myself that I didn't actually read that document.
Speaker 5:
But everyone there was like, signing, like there you go, so I don't sign anything without.
Speaker 1:
So Christina is like we're not working with them again. So, okay, that's fine, you know what's best, so I'm going to follow your guidance sheet. They protected me from. Yeah, I will call out this one. There was. There was a project called CPS. You might know, I don't know Real quick.
Speaker 6:
Are you two represented by the same agency?
Speaker 1:
No, no he's with Kit and you have some other ones right.
Speaker 5:
So I I just recently left my agent in Atlanta and then my the agent that I had out in Arizona, new Mexico, is now in more of a management capacity. So we're I am having the internal discussions of whether or not I am at a point where I need a manager or one, or you, so I haven't made that decision yet. So right now I'm only represented by Kit.
Speaker 1:
Okay, yeah, there was a project called. Cps child protective services and there was a in person audition up in Edmond Edmond library and I went first first in person audition. I did my thing. Boom, I get an email later that hey, they, they're doing callbacks. Cool, they had it in Sopulpa. So we drive up to Sopulpa, casey drops me off, she goes, does some work at a coffee shop. I'm there from 8am to 8pm.
Speaker 1:
Oh my God, not a not, what a traditional callback would be. This chick is having us do crazy sh*t. That should not be happening. I'm a pro, real. And so we finally get home that night. She wanted us back the next day to shoot these scissors, sizzle rules and all this sh*t. That morning I wake up and I'm just like I just don't want to do that again. I mean we're not getting paid and we're spending well at 12 hours plus there.
Speaker 4:
Yeah.
Speaker 1:
I finally get like a text from Christina and was like, hey, my agent, christina, hey, I've heard some stuff about this. Do not go bill on this, this is crap. I was like, okay, I'm, I will follow your lead. I didn't do it. And there were people that just got taken advantage of new people to the business, people that people that weren't actors that somehow learned about this. And this lady was like, oh, you have what it takes, I don't want this season actor, I want you. Well, she was taking advantage of them because they had no clue. All of us with an agent didn't even show up the next day.
Speaker 5:
And when you look at the, when it's time to get an agent right, like starting out, you don't, you don't need one. You know what I mean. Get into some student films, you know. Get into, you know, get into a 48 hour film festival, get into some things like that to get get your feet wet. You know, kind of make sure that this is really the kind of work that you want to do, because it, I mean, there's a lot of waiting, it's it can be, it can be long days, you know, for little to, depending on whether it's Andy or not. Little, no pay, right, because we want the real footage. We want, you know, the believe in the project, believe in, you know, want to work with some of the people that are in it. You know what I mean.
Speaker 6:
That's that film.
Speaker 5:
So it's knowing when to get an agent and what it's going to take. You got to make sure that your materials are good. Everybody that takes a picture is not a headshot photographer, and a corporate headshot photographer is significantly different than what an acting headshot photographer is. And and for you to get a good one, you I mean it costs money. You know what I mean. You know be expect to spend 400 bucks 500 bucks on one or two looks for a, for a good, really good headshot photographer here Now in LA. You may spend north of a grand for that, for that same, for that same type level of photographer, right? So you got to be able to do that and be willing to understand that when somebody says, hey, your materials are not where they need to be for us right now, understand it's not necessarily a hey, you're not good, it's a you're just not. You need more, you need more experience, you need your, your, your package needs to be better before we can bring you on right. So there's a lot of, there's a lot of ins and outs, right.
Speaker 5:
And again, not everybody. If you're just doing local commercial stuff where you're, you're hopping in the background and you're doing that, you don't. You don't need an agent. You know I mean. But if you're really taking it serious and you're, you know you're paying the money for classes and not just here. But you know you know classes from. You know Depeon, howard, fine, you know as a con, you know those, those, some of the bigger names, that that that will do online stuff. And when you take it seriously and you get to a point where you really it's, you want to do this, as opposed to I just want to be seen on TV and I want people to recognize me, then you know, really start looking at that.
Speaker 4:
I mean, it's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1:
I'm not going to say it's not, but that that's not the purpose. You know, just to have people recognize me. I like, I still like everything that leads up to that. I like putting in that work all the auditions to laser be being on set with people and you know there's quite a bit of downtime at times on set and it's a great opportunity to make new friends and network.
Speaker 6:
Oh my gosh, do you guys have friendship bracelets?
Speaker 1:
We don't. We have friendship, co*ck rings.
Speaker 6:
Oh, that's what that is, yeah, permanent jewelry.
Speaker 5:
It's like mini family reunions and stuff too. Like when you get into, you take these classes and you and you work with some of these people and you see what they put, you know put out for the class, what they, you know what level they're going to, they're going to put that class and you, you oh, I need to match that or you know what I mean when you take some of the stuff that they're doing and some of the critiques that whoever is doing the class and giving them and applying them to what you're doing, and it raises the level of what you've got going on right, and you spend, you know, several hours you know once a week, a couple of times a week in these classes with people. You do get to kind of know who they are and kind of what kind of personalities you're dealing with and whether or not it's people you want to associate with or not.
Speaker 6:
And because I mean and whether you know when I come in there podcast. Yeah, little did you know that Taylor and I were part of that deal? Sorry, sorry about that, oops.
Speaker 5:
So I was going to wait till the comments later to comment section.
Speaker 6:
So these betches? So were you guys at the summer Cody Milo thing, or were you with the other? The other one.
Speaker 1:
Just that day, class one I took that weekend.
Speaker 2:
Weekend yeah.
Speaker 6:
I had a good weekend that weekend.
Speaker 5:
I bet you did.
Speaker 6:
I got to read and I got to sit in a coffee shop all day it was great. That would be nice, it was really nice.
Speaker 1:
It was fun. It was fun. I then I did an improv class up at Cody's studio and that was amazing. I had a blast Went to Cody's studio summer retreat where me and my buddy Aaron Sills won a couple of awards for our scene where we actually won best scene as well. Damn Just saying, just saying Panhandle public access baby.
Speaker 5:
Baby, you also find you also find, like, when you're doing some of these right, like there are, there are coaches that you work really well with and that do individual stuff and there's some that you don't, and you don't know that until you take, until you take your classes and you, okay, it's still, it's not wasted time because there's still going to be things that you take from what they do that it's like oh, I didn't think about looking at it, you know what I mean. You'll take a little nugget here and there. Right, there are so many. Also, for the love of God, make sure that if you are taking training from somebody, it's somebody that has the credentials to give you that training.
Speaker 5:
Do not pay somebody $400, $500 for a six or eight week class that has no idea what they're talking about and has no backing for it. Cody's got it, kate Melton's got it, michelle's got it, chris has got it. You know what I'm saying. There are, there are some. There are some solid ones here. Adam Finley's got it. You know what I'm saying. There's, there's some. We have some really good coaches here, but at the same time, like you were talking about on that one project, there are also some people that are taking advantage, that can take advantage of newer actors as well, instead of and charge more than what the seasoned, credentialed coaches are doing.
Speaker 5:
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:
That frustrates me.
Speaker 5:
That frustrates me a lot. Right, really, for for new actors and you know things like that. When we've we've all been in that spot at some point in time to take advantage of somebody that's in that spot and was where you were at some point in time, that's kind of a crappy thing to do, like.
Speaker 5:
I don't that. That doesn't sit well with me right Now. I'm not the type of person you have got to. You've got to go pretty far for me to like publicly come out and be like hey look, you know what I mean. But but I'll privately go. This is wrong and what you're doing is wrong. You know what I mean. If you're like I don't care, then that's a different story, right, but taking advantage of people and their dreams and what they're trying to do, when you're trying to do, you know what I mean when you're acting, or you, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6:
That's not a what that's that people in the world there's a whole bunch whole bunch of things like exactly what you said, like people taking advantage of other people's dreams, like that project that Shane was talking about, like there were kids in that project.
Speaker 1:
That's what I was about to say. This is the project's called CPS. So it's like child productive services and there were kids in there that had never many kids.
Speaker 6:
Yeah, like in kids mini, mini and many mini and many, yeah, many and many. And so there were kids in there that were like it was there. Those are small children. There were kids in there that, like this is their first time auditioning, they landed some big role is what they felt like, and then to find out that it was just some really sh*tty lady, for it was supposed to be some network television like child, like you know CSI, or like Chicago Med, like style show about child productive services.
Speaker 6:
And it was just about kids getting the traffic or like you know that kind but that style of show and it just was awful for this lady who ran the auditions like a f*cking girl being circus and had her kids there as well. Like it was awful.
Speaker 1:
Maybe CPS ought to pay you.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, like maybe CPS should actually visit, pay a little closer attention there.
Speaker 7:
Damn.
Speaker 6:
Oh God, that was juicy. I know I get a white.
Speaker 1:
But yeah, it was just it was just.
Speaker 6:
it was so sad because you're tapping into people who are putting yeah, wipe your butthole. Put in a wipe, putting their all out there because they love the art of it, and it's just. I mean any kind of artist that's taken advantage of for the love of the art is just really devastating. And that's the art of anything that you do. With passion is art, absolutely anything that you do, and that's just. I don't know. There are sh*tty ass people out there f*ck them.
Speaker 5:
There really are. f*ck y'all, we're Elon Musk's. You got a Q, elon Musk.
Speaker 6:
Right, that's not in the sound.
Speaker 5:
And they really. You really do have to be careful and this is going to sound really bad and understand that I know say it that it's going to sound like you're not better than the process.
Speaker 2:
You're not better than the industry.
Speaker 3:
That's right.
Speaker 5:
Just because, just because you want it to be a different way, doesn't mean you're special and it's going to be right If, if you're an, if you're in SAG, don't do non union work. If you don't, I mean if you want to do the non union work, then don't join SAG. You know what I'm saying. Like, the industry doesn't change for you. You have to. You have to find where you fit in the industry, right, and you're not better than the industry. You're not better than you. Know what I mean.
Speaker 1:
I got typecasted as the creepy guy you know for a while, but what's?
Speaker 5:
and I'll take it, but what's, what's, what's?
Speaker 1:
the word.
Speaker 5:
What's the operative word in that? Cast creepy. Yeah, there you go, cast oh.
Speaker 2:
Find your niche.
Speaker 5:
Not creepy. Find your niche. Find what you know, what I mean. Find you know if, if you're, if you're 50, quit trying to audition for roles of people that are 25.
Speaker 7:
Damn it. That's what you know, what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:
Like that's not a now everyone told you there are a few people that I thought I could still play a high schooler.
Speaker 6:
No, if this isn't high school the musical you are not that guy for, on the right or not, you are not.
Speaker 5:
So, but you've got to be realistic about what you're doing. Yeah, you know what I mean. That's important. Self reflection is is you have to have it.
Speaker 6:
I joke all the time about like self awareness is key. It is, but it really is so important, about literally everything.
Speaker 5:
And and there's different styles and you've got to make sure that you find the style. You know whether it's. You know whether it's who to hog or what's the one that Cody?
Speaker 6:
bless you. What did you say? Who to have a little loli? Yeah, jolly what?
Speaker 5:
You know what? Cody Warner?
Speaker 6:
What's a?
Speaker 2:
little hard.
Speaker 5:
The one technique or you know, if you're going into doing method acting, okay, but understand that doesn't mean that you have to be that person All the time. All the time, right, I mean that gets dangerous, right.
Speaker 6:
Yeah.
Speaker 5:
If you land, I mean if you land some of these darker roles, and that's dangerous.
Speaker 1:
I can't always act like creepy guy in car.
Speaker 5:
You can't, you know what I mean, I mean.
Speaker 6:
I can't Sometimes.
Speaker 5:
that's just the way it is right now it is oh, typecasting, right, god, god. One of the other things, too is like, when social media is a great, is a great tool, but it can also make you look like a great tool. You know what I'm saying. We all know what's going on around, right you? We know the scene, we know what's going on. We know a lot of yeah, there's new people that are coming in, and we know all the players. We know the projects that are coming through. We know Stop, stop, just stop.
Speaker 6:
Stop, it, yeah, there are.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I think it's just you're trying to push your own narrative, acting bigger than you are for sure.
Speaker 9:
Yes.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, yeah, I just end, you stop.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I do, I do post things like you know, what. I'm being on set and stuff like that, because for me I and it's not, it's not braggadocious, for me it's like I know how, I know I have people that are supporting what. I'm doing and they love seeing I'm doing something that I absolutely love. I'm bringing them on that journey with me and it's nothing like hey, look at me, look at me, look what I'm doing, look at me, look at me.
Speaker 6:
It's just like you're not a pick me girl.
Speaker 5:
So there's a fine line there, though there is Of. In a lot of those contracts there are non disclosure agreements.
Speaker 6:
Oh, of course.
Speaker 5:
And and of there's a. There is a large chunk of people who ignore those and it makes all of us look ignorant. Yeah, and that bothers me, right? Yeah, unless until that project comes out or you get permission from the production. Yeah, you're not post any pictures of yourself in costume at all.
Speaker 2:
Yeah.
Speaker 5:
You're. I mean you're violating the NDAs that you're signing seven ways to Sunday like that's a, that's a problem. You can't. What that does is when the larger, when the larger companies come out and they look at people, when I mean, make no mistake, they look at people's social media footprint to see what they're doing, who they are, what that just like any employer show you have to yeah.
Speaker 6:
And with any industry. It doesn't matter what you're doing.
Speaker 5:
And. But if they see a bunch of that you know probably not going to get.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 5:
Probably not going to get some looks right Now. Are you going to, are you going to book some that are not going to pay attention to that? Yeah, yeah, but it's so complicated. But it's, but you have to. It makes my head hurt, I mean somebody wrote you, you, you, you have to love this.
Speaker 5:
I think this is a difficult business, like when, when you look at what the strikes and stuff were going on, what is it? You? You got to make like thirty three, six I think it was a year to qualify to just qualify for SAG health insurance and I may be off on that number, you know but and to pay into the pension. And I think it's like if, if memory serves correct, it was like 13 percent of SAG actors are making that level and the average was like 28 and change, and that includes all the people that are making twenty million dollars film, all that stuff. So, so, when you look at this, this is a difficult business and the vast majority of people that you see still have other jobs that they're using to try and pay bills to make ends meet.
Speaker 5:
So if you're looking to get into this for the sole purpose of being famous, you've already lost. Yeah, like that, and that's already too late. Well, and I don't say that to try and like crap on anybody's dream, like, or you pulled out from out, but that's just the reality, right? But that's just reality, right. You have to. If you do anything for the sole purpose of the attention. It's never going to be enough, I mean we're going to make a t-shirt with that.
Speaker 6:
right there, that's your rainbow.
Speaker 4:
That's your rainbow. That's with Ryan Bryan.
Speaker 5:
Ryan Bryan but it's not, I mean it really. That's the end of the episode deep thoughts with Ryan.
Speaker 2:
Bryan, I like it, I mean, but it is Because we've gone real deep.
Speaker 5:
But I mean, like you look at people on Instagram always trying to compare themselves to other people and this sort of thing, like if you're looking for the attention, do you've already lost and you've missed the whole purpose of what you're doing as a whole?
Speaker 6:
Like there's not much room in any industry for try-hards, but there's especially no room for try-hards in the film industry. I feel like there are people who work really hard, but try-hards are different.
Speaker 5:
Agreed. You know what I mean. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 6:
But you have to work really hard to get even an inch into the industry, but you can't be a pick me person in order to make it.
Speaker 1:
You gotta enjoy the ride, gotta enjoy the ride. And it's ugly it is.
Speaker 5:
It is Ugly when you get into some of these, that's the game of life. It really. I mean, you get into some of these roles and dig in Like it's gonna take you to places that you have to be prepared to go. Sure, it's almost cathartic in a sense, like when you're going in and doing these, like it's almost a form of therapy for you, almost.
Speaker 1:
So that's what shapes the log ride of life, the flow of life.
Speaker 5:
Sometimes you're dry and sometimes it rains all over you, you never know.
Speaker 6:
But Shayna said that.
Speaker 1:
Just pack a raincoat.
Speaker 6:
Shayna said something kind of like that when he was in Brindley and he was playing Rex Brindley who was I mean, it's a true crime like the documentary. He didn't even have any lines, but he had scenes where he had to be hella violent and like really aggressive and he had said something along those lines about. It was kind of cathartic. It was kind of like now that I wanted to kick somebody's ass or like gouge their eye out or whatever that he was doing in these scenes. But it was that like.
Speaker 6:
But I can go there and it was and like watching him and like watching him do that, because I was on set watching him do that. I was like you are a scary man. Did you get wet? Maybe there was some boofing in that daze With the wig? No, absolutely f*cking not.
Speaker 1:
She wore the wig on her vagin* and it really looked like Shadow.
Speaker 4:
Mullet I was like break down.
Speaker 5:
You look down and just see a little blonde wig. That's right.
Speaker 4:
Yep, let's go full throttle, try it out, try it out, try it out, try it out, try it out, you gotta use things right yeah.
Speaker 5:
So like, if you gotta go to a very emotional place, right, you have to mentally think about things that you've either dealt with or, like you have something where to happen to a family member, where would you be at?
Speaker 4:
I had to. I had to.
Speaker 6:
No, I pushed that back I was about to say you feeling this. No, thank you, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:
And then you'll find that when you're in that moment, like in Brenley, there's a bar scene where I take a guy's ask in the bar, in the barn bar, not barn in the bar, and and then the director's like okay, and then your buddy over here is gonna pull you off and he's gonna bring you over to this room, and then I just want you to be like enraged in everything right Psycho.
Speaker 1:
And so we shot that a couple of times and it was like I just got so into it, like I had blood you know fake blood, but blood on my knuckles and everything and it's like I'm just freaking out and then I just lick him. Ew, I was like lick him the blood and you're like what I didn't do that and the three takes before that.
Speaker 6:
Who the f*ck was I just a minute ago? What happened?
Speaker 4:
What happened, michael? Where are?
Speaker 1:
we at what are we doing? And then I'm back to goofy me, you know, but it's, it's cool to see that when you're able to flip that switch, and then that's what I think I'm good at is good at being jolly, silly, goofy and then split second later I'm I'm gonna go go dry out and then I'm gonna lick my hands from the blood, you know.
Speaker 5:
Right and understanding the levels right of the of the character right, so you can't start here, yeah, because then you got nowhere to go, yeah. You gotta, you gotta take them.
Speaker 6:
You know the character and take them on a ride.
Speaker 1:
yeah, which, really, and then that's, that's what we've discovered in her helping me with so many auditions In our sex life.
Speaker 6:
Oh wait, sorry.
Speaker 5:
Those are auditions too. Those are auditions. This is the audition to find out whether or not I keep calling you back. That's right but.
Speaker 6:
This is the audition we do every anniversary, when I was not Are we renewing our marriage?
Speaker 1:
When I was very green, very new at this, which I still kind of am, but I'm getting a better feel and a better process down I was going here Immediately, just like you said, yep, because stand up me, you're gonna go here. Yep, like you're, it's just you up there on the stage, whatever. But we eventually called it to get me back because it was just be flat. I was like, oh, and then I would just be flat, yep, kind of.
Speaker 6:
Which isn't. It isn't flat, it's just compared to him. It's like natural.
Speaker 1:
It's very normal, but that's how my brain got used to, that is, I called it flat. Just that way I have some place to go.
Speaker 5:
Yeah, it doesn't necessarily mean loud, and you know what I mean. It can be just a fiery like intensity. What is what's more scary to you? Someone yelling at you? Or somebody getting near you and being like do it again? Hey kid, I would I would, you would. Yeah, like you know what I mean, I know where the blind spots.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5:
What's, what is more? Yeah, the intense whisper portion of things, right like, what do you? And then you've got somewhere to go. And if, if, if, they haul off and punch you in the face.
Speaker 3:
Now you can. You know what I mean.
Speaker 9:
Now you can grab up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5:
So right, drop the people's elbow.
Speaker 6:
Back to wrestling. I'm very happy.
Speaker 1:
All right, let's wrap this up. I only say wrap it up, because Wrap it before you slap it because he doesn't do that.
Speaker 4:
We have four hours.
Speaker 1:
Close to four. Oh my God, three hours, oh, my God we seriously are Holy sh*t, high five.
Speaker 6:
And over there, there you go. High fives, high fives, high fives, high fives, high fives, high fives.
Speaker 1:
If you've listened this long and you've made it to this point.
Speaker 2:
You're true, you're a true little you don't have a life.
Speaker 6:
And.
Speaker 2:
I'm going to give you the.
Speaker 6:
I'm going to give you the. We're sorry.
Speaker 7:
We're sorry.
Speaker 5:
Non-weak. Oh, change has got hot.
Speaker 6:
I know I did you like that.
Speaker 7:
That's what our Saturday is.
Speaker 6:
I'm torqued up.
Speaker 1:
Torqued up right now, but how can we end this?
Speaker 6:
Yeah, this is season three. This is season three finale. This is big deal.
Speaker 1:
So finale Three years of this. Yeah, we had a little hiccup this season. We saw less viewership, because this is where you learn.
Speaker 1:
The business side of podcasting Business, which I switched like podcast hosts, went to a new service and it really just f*cked with the algorithm f*cked with the analytics and we saw your ship drop it's, and I was like f*ck that we were, we were, we were on the up and up, I mean. So I went back to our old hosts so, and now things are picking back up and so it's like f*ck. But that's the business part. I made a bad business decision.
Speaker 7:
It happens.
Speaker 1:
Not going to happen again. We're staying with this podcast toast because it's been awesome. Thank you, buzz sprout. What up?
Speaker 6:
buzz sprout and season four.
Speaker 7:
Yeah, oh.
Speaker 1:
Expect a great season four. It's been a great season three, even through all the hiccups. We had a banger episode that we lost because technical difficulties.
Speaker 7:
It was very good On season four.
Speaker 1:
If you want to be, you're the co-host I was asked what my alter ego podcast name was.
Speaker 6:
Okay, did they ask? f*ck, yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1:
And bring him on.
Speaker 2:
You don't know, you know.
Speaker 1:
Alter ego.
Speaker 5:
Well, you don't want it to escalate real quickly. It was him over there and you sit here.
Speaker 6:
It was Nope. No, because I want to look him right in his eyes.
Speaker 1:
It was Listen, it was Taylor Lee. It was Taylor Lee who thought she was going to transition.
Speaker 2:
And so you're going to just do.
Speaker 6:
You're just going to do balls. Yeah, wait, was that season two?
Speaker 1:
Taylor Lee Two into three a bit, but not Not all of season three.
Speaker 6:
Yeah.
Speaker 1:
I changed. She switched back.
Speaker 4:
I don't want to do with balls, yeah.
Speaker 1:
She really saw prosthetics, everything. Yeah, she was even going to do the little. I didn't want to get drafted the prosthetic balls, the little. Asian balls that make music. Benoit balls, benoit balls, benoit balls. I have some somewhere. Anyway, he does.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, they do the little jingling so it can make it a little fun.
Speaker 1:
That would be fun, though I'm thinking about getting those.
Speaker 4:
Do it you know I'm thinking about doing the little jingling Be kind of cool.
Speaker 6:
So I don't want to make that much noise when we have sex.
Speaker 5:
Oh.
Speaker 7:
Too bad.
Speaker 5:
I can take them off.
Speaker 7:
It's already loud. It'd be pretty.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, it's already loud. It's already loud.
Speaker 1:
I'm a screamer. Let's do this.
Speaker 9:
Oh God, nothing. Oh man. Let's do this. I don't like that.
Speaker 1:
I don't like it To end this out.
Speaker 2:
Yeah.
Speaker 6:
So we're going to do that, it's all.
Speaker 1:
And we're all going to be put on the spot. Are we going to say what we're thankful for this year? No, not that, f*ck that.
Speaker 6:
We're going to do one New Year's resolution For each of us. Okay, I got it. I already thought about it. You already thought I did Of course you did.
Speaker 1:
So Casey will go first.
Speaker 7:
Since you already know, of course she did Because you're just You're smart, you're a planner.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, no, ashley.
Speaker 6:
So I don't usually do like a resolution, I do a word that I word, that I work for Right, so like yeah.
Speaker 3:
You, you got it. I don't, I don't, no, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 6:
I do, oh my.
Speaker 1:
God, I just don't throw it around, yeah.
Speaker 3:
It's thick, thick With this Dick that's your alter ego, my Dick, my word for 20 years.
Speaker 6:
I don't know. My word for 2024 is timeliness.
Speaker 1:
Oh Wow.
Speaker 3:
Are you late Always?
Speaker 6:
I am a tardy, tardy person, not late Like, I'm not like 30 minutes or something like that, but I'm like A solid five to 10 minutes every time.
Speaker 1:
If you're not five minutes early, you're late. Well, that's stupid.
Speaker 6:
I'm going to work on timely, okay, but.
Speaker 4:
Do you not know how to project, how much time it'll take to do something?
Speaker 6:
No, I have, like time, blindness, blindness.
Speaker 4:
I have a very like unusual thought that 30 minutes I can get anywhere. I'm like, oh sorry, 30 minutes away, 30 minutes away. That never works. No, like I Never works, and I should know that by now. But no, I'm like, oh, 30 minutes is fine.
Speaker 6:
In my brain, I can do something really quick. And that's my phrase oh, I can do that real quick, yeah, no, I can't I can't.
Speaker 4:
I'll drive fast. I'll drive real fast. Well, let's stop with stop lights.
Speaker 5:
Let's define really quick.
Speaker 6:
In my head I think really quick is like 10 to 15 minutes. Okay, no, it's never 10 to 15.
Speaker 1:
An hour, 45 hour and a half.
Speaker 6:
And that's like man, and that's the thing Like I'm not.
Speaker 5:
They're different than regular inches. Yes, it's like girl.
Speaker 6:
It's like girl math and I think it's like 80 D time. So timeliness is my time.
Speaker 1:
I'm going to work on timeliness Okay.
Speaker 4:
Okay, me yeah.
Speaker 1:
You got it.
Speaker 4:
If not, I can go. No, I don't have it. I don't have it.
Speaker 1:
Mine's not. It's not like a resolution. I'm not changing something Goal, but goal or focus is to put more time into our art. Yeah, like I want to do more classes, because classes not only do you learn something new, but it will put you in uncomfortable situations, and then that's where we see the most growth is when we're in those uncomfortable situations so so.
Speaker 6:
Changes inevitable.
Speaker 4:
Growth is optional when they're like in your room with a bunch of strangers and like stand up and say something about yourself.
Speaker 7:
I'm like oh.
Speaker 1:
That's what every acting class is the most part.
Speaker 6:
What do you say about yourself? Like, if you're in that situation, what is the thing that you say about yourself?
Speaker 5:
I'm a mom, I though happy posted.
Speaker 3:
I love life.
Speaker 5:
Go full. Kawai Leonard, I don't even know where you at right now. I'm a real fun guy.
Speaker 2:
I'm a fun guy.
Speaker 5:
I'm really cool. I can't just like answer real quick. You gotta ask more questions. I don't even know where you at right now. You go full on Kawai Leonard when he joined the Clippership.
Speaker 2:
That's great that is Taylor for sure. So you got it.
Speaker 4:
My resolution Yup, less slu*ttiness. No, just kidding who would want to do that.
Speaker 2:
It's dumb. Don't do that.
Speaker 4:
No, I don't have a slu*t, probably be more honest and vocal of my feelings.
Speaker 3:
Good call.
Speaker 4:
Because I tend to. I just want to make everyone else happy, so I just go with it. f*ck, you guys are doing good, you're doing good, you're doing great. That's mine Good one.
Speaker 6:
I think that's a good one.
Speaker 5:
I'm going to be. Time management is more of a is a thing.
Speaker 7:
Time management.
Speaker 5:
I'm just spending and finishing things more like finishing projects, finishing things that I start better Nice. It's quit and faster.
Speaker 1:
Yup, there's a New Year's resolution. I want to be faster in my turnaround time for auditions.
Speaker 6:
Oh, very specific. Yeah, that's good Like I want to.
Speaker 1:
I want to get them done as still put the work, the same level of effort, in.
Speaker 6:
But don't put them off.
Speaker 1:
But, submit them earlier, so I get in there earlier, that's.
Speaker 6:
And part of my timeliness is not just like literally being on time to place to being on time to place this To be on time, but like with my boutique, With their little side hustle. Being more timely in my in like posts and engagement and production and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1:
And also work and putting a little more realistic timelines on when you can get those orders finished, because everything can be done real quick.
Speaker 6:
Oh, that's going to be 15 minutes, I'll be real quick.
Speaker 3:
Three days later legitimately. I don't know.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 6:
Why am I so tired? Why haven't I slept?
Speaker 1:
I think that's good. I think we all got some good resolutions.
Speaker 6:
Look at us.
Speaker 1:
Hope you guys do.
Speaker 6:
I hope you all resolve to watch and listen more.
Speaker 2:
Yes.
Speaker 5:
Just be better people.
Speaker 4:
Oh God.
Speaker 5:
I just don't suck at life.
Speaker 4:
Yeah, stop sucking.
Speaker 6:
When.
Speaker 4:
I need a merge and I have nowhere else to go to stop me in Like, oh, one car in front of you. Yeah, god damn it. I f*cking hate that sh*t. Learn how to zipper in, I let zipper merge people, it's easy they're mad at me. I'm like where do you want me to go?
Speaker 1:
I'm literally like where do you want?
Speaker 5:
me to go. I'm on the shoulder now. She started talking about the feelings earlier.
Speaker 4:
I got that sh*t. People didn't get it. I'm like go for it. I was going to go.
Speaker 6:
I was super early. I had a drive-in around about. Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5:
I love it. I love it, since those seem to be going up everywhere.
Speaker 1:
Did it for three years in Germany. Hey, don't stop Easy.
Speaker 4:
That's fine, I'll just don't stop Roll.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, that's all I do.
Speaker 6:
That's all I do, I just don't stop. It's a circle.
Speaker 4:
Sorry about that, I didn't stop.
Speaker 5:
We keep the traffic flowing.
Speaker 1:
That's weird. I just keep driving in it.
Speaker 6:
I try to, I don't stop. Can I get that? Oh, oh.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 6:
The worst one. The worst roundabout is the one on like walker and 10th, when McNally's camps.
Speaker 4:
No one knows what to do. f*cking idiots, because it's mostly people that ride bird or lime scooters everywhere and they finally got a f*cking car and they don't know what the f*ck to do, or they're leaving McNally's and they're little, little soft, do you? Love McNally's though. Yeah, they have good beer, so All right.
Speaker 1:
Well you know what? I hope everybody has a happy holidays, a good new year. I hope you set some realistic New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 6:
Keep them realistic. So time management is not on that list.
Speaker 5:
We're going to need to come back to it.
Speaker 1:
And if you need a fallback resolution what mine was I'm going to continue to not smoke cigarettes. Yes, you know like I'm going to continue that.
Speaker 6:
That's really good.
Speaker 1:
That will still be one of my resolutions, along with my other ones, no problem. Looking forward to taking a break to reinvigorate the creative juices.
Speaker 6:
Don't say that word for season four.
Speaker 5:
What's wrong with him? Keep his brain moist.
Speaker 6:
You can't say that word, you are kicked out. You are not allowed in this house any longer.
Speaker 1:
And hey guess what?
Speaker 6:
Taylor Lee Guess what. I'm going to say his name on there no.
Speaker 1:
Guess what. I want everybody to know how does it feel to know that your bones are wet, your bones are moist.
Speaker 6:
Shane Hargass. We're in divorce.
Speaker 10:
And with that we're going to cue you out with baby, come stuff my turkey I'm making for a side of beef I want to put that pig in a blanket and I'm warming up the apple pie.
Speaker 10:
If you want to get a little fruity, I'll feed your grapes right off the vine. Thanksgiving is the best time of year. Wash it down with some tang in a beer. Nibble on my juicy thighs and don't forget to drop a nut in the pie. Oh, thanksgiving is good. I want a banana split. You can eat a peach for hours tonight. I'll set the corn right off the cob. You'll get a watermelon sugar high. My ham needs a good glazing, macaroni needs a stern and a pot. I got an all you can eat kind of spread and I think you're going to like it a lot. Thanksgiving is the best time of year. Wash it down with some tang in a beer. Nibble on my juicy thighs and don't forget to drop a nut in the pie. Oh, thanksgiving is good.
